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23 hours ago, Biffen said:

A disgusting  old perve named Bitter

Frequented the public sh!tter

Till he decided to Sparkle

In a mask of Miss Markle

For his hero was Gary Glitter

Bah! Vulgar doggerel which, unsurprisingly receives likes from a bloke who displays his underwear and a known pervert from Westralia.

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

     

    BBO could raffle his autobiography.

    I'm betting the pages will be stuck together Red. 

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    [censored] me! There are some ugly inbreds in the royal family. Bunch of chinless wonders, really. Bet you they've got a propnsity to be born with a little tail.

    Earl, I hope you do us proud and streak in your birthday suit down the aisle. Throw in a cartwheel for us if you can

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    [censored] me! There are some ugly inbreds in the royal family. Bunch of chinless wonders, really. Bet you they've got a propnsity to be born with a little tail.

    Earl, I hope you do us proud and streak in your birthday suit down the aisle. Throw in a cartwheel for us if you can

    Please Moons refrain from your vulgar colonial banter. It has been a previlege to meet the guests prior to the ceremony so far, George and David and Posh and Serena, who I must say has kept badgering me to provide advice on her backhand but really this is not the time. As I said earlier I will be backing guitar for Sir Elton in the after party. Busy day ahead. Keep a watch out for the demond scarf! 

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    30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours.

    Back to the footy for me.

    Still, she's a looker. Gingernuts  is definitely punching above his weight

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    49 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    The ugly redhead hadn't even shaved for the occasion. What a bogan

    Sign him up, quick. Not enough red heads in Melbournefc town.

    30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours.

    Back to the footy for me.

    What, and no fishnets, Bbo?

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    3 minutes ago, DV8 said:

    Sign him up, quick. Not enough red heads in Melbournefc town.

    What, and no fishnets, Bbo?

    Deeluded you somehow remind me very much of old Philip. 

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Deeluded you somehow remind me very much of old Philip. 

    everyone needs a little greek tragedy in their lives, moonshine.

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    Watched through the whole telecast just to see the consummation broadcast by Ch 7. Quite disappointed - they mustn’t have have paid enough for the broadcast rights!

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    wtf....who'd want to be the duchess of suss sex? surely they could have found another county

    I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

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    I was at the game and bumped into Uncle Bitter. I feel like he's stalking me. Uncle spent the entire match swearing and spitting beer over all and sundry. Also sat near that pathetic Carlton supporter Dave Hughes, who definitely has a problem. Of course, he left at 3/4 time along with most of the Blues players

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

    Any kind of sex would do, she’s a honey 

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    10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I was at the game and bumped into Uncle Bitter. I feel like he's stalking me. Uncle spent the entire match swearing and spitting beer over all and sundry. Also sat near that pathetic Carlton supporter Dave Hughes, who definitely has a problem. Of course, he left at 3/4 time along with most of the Blues players

    Can’t stand Dave Hughes 

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

    That’s what it’s called when you use the belly button. 

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    45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    A fashion oversight for sure

    would have liked to be a mosquito on the wall...  just checking the haute couture mind.

    Edited by DV8

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    18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

    sounds too church of england Bbo.  missionaries.

     

    18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I was at the game and bumped into Uncle Bitter. I feel like he's stalking me. Uncle spent the entire match swearing and spitting beer over all and sundry. Also sat near that pathetic Carlton supporter Dave Hughes, who definitely has a problem. Of course, he left at 3/4 time along with most of the Blues players

    a date with the front bar?

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    On 5/17/2018 at 5:26 PM, hemingway said:

    Red, apart from your good self and a few other stalwarts, the posts on this thread seem to have dropped off lately. 

    Many of the old characters with their peccadillo's seemed to have disappeared into the ether, with the result that the only thing to talk about is football.

    What's happened to all the chameleons, the perverts, the eccentrics, the boasters, the liars, the weirdos, the freaks, the nuts, the sad and lonely, the non conformists, the entrepreneurs, the drug peddlers, the pretenders, the psychotic, the delusional, the washed-up lawyers and academics and writers, the homeless, and the bizarre characters that used to come and go in the night on this thread. 

    I think I have covered everyone. Oops, I forgot the dead. 

    After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

    Let's face it, this is not a thread for mundane, boring or repetitious comments about football. 

     

    Oh no

    while your summary includes most of the contributors I recognise, I am sure there are more in the audience with a reticence to step into the primal swamp that this thread inhabits. 

    I myself have attempted to engage but my feeble efforts have received little attention.

    When placed against the wit or witless comments of the more erudite and reticulate, not to mention the obtuse or extreme rantings  it is understandable.

    However it is the thread that detracts from the depressing and mundane that I found attracted me more than any other on this site.

    Please, please continue the eclectic and outrageous conversations.

    if required I will research and report banana price movements but would be much happier with wine and beer analysing, although I fear such a restricted topic would lead us all into a state of ruination

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    37 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    Oh no

    while your summary includes most of the contributors I recognise, I am sure there are more in the audience with a reticence to step into the primal swamp that this thread inhabits. 

    I myself have attempted to engage but my feeble efforts have received little attention.

    When placed against the wit or witless comments of the more erudite and reticulate, not to mention the obtuse or extreme rantings  it is understandable.

    However it is the thread that detracts from the depressing and mundane that I found attracted me more than any other on this site.

    Please, please continue the eclectic and outrageous conversations.

    if required I will research and report banana price movements but would be much happier with wine and beer analysing, although I fear such a restricted topic would lead us all into a state of ruination

    There's always room for one more in the swamp dpos.

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