1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

barnaby didn't see the big bang coming.....or did he, and said stuff it

Who cares about Barnaby, we are discussing the more important Bayley.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Who cares about Barnaby, we are discussing the more important Bayley.

oh sorry, mr leg. i thought we were discussing the big bang......my bad

4 hours ago, old dee said:

I think at the time Barnaby was absorbed by one item dc.

i reckon he is now hearing the echo loud and clear.

 

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

I saw his dad kicking in his mother's womb and said that he would one day have a son who would play for Casey and then go on to be drafted by the Dees and ultimately play for them.

PS. Don't try and beat that, as I also saw his grandfather in the womb and also saw his great grandfather before he went out with Bayley's  great grandmother in fact and foresaw the whole chain of events.

Wow. I didn’t realise you were so old Redleg. You make Old Dee look like a absolute whippersnapper.

2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Wow. I didn’t realise you were so old Redleg. You make Old Dee look like a absolute whippersnapper.

Sounds like he was around to change Norm Smith's nappies ...

Wonder if the new format for practice games hurts the rookies, as most teams go in with pretty strong lineups and close to their best team, depending on injuries and not a lot of rookies get a look in.

In previous years more rookies would be given a chance, with more games in the practice game period.

Well I see Barnaby has finally been pushed kicking and screaming form his spot.

There is usually an up side to every situation, it should be good practise for him in a few months time he will know how is new child feels.

Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

Edited February 23, 20188 yr by Ethan Tremblay

10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

It is amazing how power and money changes the way people look ET.

30 minutes ago, old dee said:

It is amazing how power and money changes the way people look ET.

stop it od, you are giving me visions of james packer

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

Now that is controversial. 

On 20/02/2018 at 5:05 PM, Redleg said:

Who cares about Barnaby, we are discussing the more important Bayley.

Barnaby and Bayley....you trying to turn this thread into some kind of Circus 

On 23/02/2018 at 3:34 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

Not sure that guarantees you of getting a bit Eth 

On 23/02/2018 at 3:34 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

Who could forget the sexual chemistry between Carmen Lawrence and Gareth-Gareth Evans.Just thinking about it makes me want to go and balance my books.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Who could forget the sexual chemistry between Carmen Lawrence and Gareth-Gareth Evans.Just thinking about it makes me want to go and balance my books.

Cheryl Kernot?

Much the same though. 

22 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Cheryl Kernot?

Much the same though. 

Sorry- wrong sex object.

An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittin’ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While he’s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse.   “I'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room. The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazine’s centerfold.
“Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispers, “He's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"

13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittin’ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While he’s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse.   “I'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room. The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazine’s centerfold.
“Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispers, “He's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"

Can you explain that one please Moonshadow.

Is it a moral tale?

My kind of festival. Reckon there'd be a few on here that could challenge the judges

Mulletfest 2018

loved the winner's speech.

i won't quote it here out of concern for andy's sensibilities

What some clubs have is that superstar like Danger, Selwood, Dusty and Pendles who can drag a team over the line. I know they are few and hard to find. We have developed a very good list and it would be even better if say Trac or Jack V could elevate their game to that level.

I know a champion team will always beat a team of champions or so they say, but it wouldn't hurt if we could develop/ find one or two. 

Max is probably our best at the moment and most valuable player.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

What some clubs have is that superstar like Danger, Selwood, Dusty and Pendles who can drag a team over the line. I know they are few and hard to find. We have developed a very good list and it would be even better if say Trac or Jack V could elevate their game to that level.

I know a champion team will always beat a team of champions or so they say, but it wouldn't hurt if we could develop/ find one or two. 

Max is probably our best at the moment and most valuable player.

Not sure I agree with your last line Mr. leg.

He did not show that in 2017.

Also in today's AFL I am not sure a Ruckman can be that sort of player.

I think T Mac has the potential. He did it in that game in WA against the Eagles.

The wife and kid are away tonight and I haven’t had takeaway for months. I’m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions? 

Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus. 

Edited March 2, 20188 yr by Ethan Tremblay

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The wife and kid are away tonight and I haven’t had takeaway for months. I’m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions? 

Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus. 

Get em all. Celebrate in style. I can tell you're' Epicurus's only sonne...'

13 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The wife and kid are away tonight and I haven’t had takeaway for months. I’m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions? 

Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus. 

Oh you are a wild one Ethan!

I would've gone a rare beef phò from the local, or perhaps a little hipster veg curry, extra pappadams 

BBO might have ordered wild game caught withing the expansive grounds of the manor

Biffen would invade the local KFC going from table to table looking for fly blown leftovers

The Earl would Uber fish and chips from Donovans in Sydney, even though he's in Upper Fitzroy

W Jack and Red would pick up take away from Wongs, because this new fangled thing called Uber eats is beyond them

Daisy would eat leftover pureed meat and 3 veg from the Borewood nursing home