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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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18 hours ago, Barney Rubble said:

Bloody Holidays.

Being retired everyday is a holiday. This year the missus booked holidays in august / sept. To tour Ireland and see family in Scotland.

I was spewing at first but didn't miss anything. She has now booked next years little jaunt Canada / Alaska.

You guessed it Sept./ Oct. Just so she gets a chance to check the Northern Lights off the Bucket List.

My No. 1 is to see another Melb. Premiership. I hope we win 2 in a row

You are safe in 2018 Barney. However you will miss a good first finals round win.

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    43 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Im sure ill wander along , buy a snag, sink a tinnie or two.

    VB won't be a permanent residence. More a holiday destination for us, our family and friends etc. Probably let out fron time to time.

    I can assure you we paid far less than 130...even less than asking ;)

    Had originally thought about Inverloch but left our race too late there. Both wife and I had holidayed at VB in younger times and now we just like it as it away from ALL the ratrace. Not a lot in good ol VB. At least theres a Bar ;)

    My memory of VB was of being devoured by man eating mosquitos. 

    Now I don't have many phobias, but mozzies is one of them.

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    On 11/20/2017 at 6:18 PM, hemingway said:

     

    I can hear Annie singing now, " the Draft will come out, tomorrow".

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I can hear Annie singing now, " the Draft will come out, tomorrow".

    Who is Annie and why is she singing?

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    58 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Who is Annie and why is she singing?

    Maybe she is fat lady and is singing because the countdown is now just about its nadir ...

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    On ‎11‎/‎19‎/‎2017 at 10:09 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I use stemless for red, they also double up as a vessel for deconstructed Panna Cotta.

    You are a man of rare discernment  Ethan.

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    On ‎22‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 4:23 PM, Barney Rubble said:

    Bloody Holidays.

    I was spewing at first but didn't miss anything. She has now booked next years little jaunt Canada / Alaska.

    You guessed it Sept./ Oct. Just so she gets a chance to check the Northern Lights off the Bucket List.

     

    Yes we went to Japan this year  week before GF.   didn't matter this year at all.

     

    But you will not see any northern lights at that time of year   needs to be much later,   much colder   and a long way past Juneau  or Skagway   go dees

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    On 15/11/2017 at 6:43 PM, bjDee said:

    Anyone good at Scottish accents?

    Always handy when trenner make ya garden neeta. 

    May the best ye've ever seen be the best you ye'el ever see

    may the moose ne'er leave your girnal wi' a teardrop in it's ee 

    may your lum keep blithely reeking till your old enough ta dee........

    Edited by pineapple dee
    Misspelling

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    3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Maybe she is fat lady and is singing because the countdown is now just about its nadir ...

    Did we have a actual countdown this year?

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    2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    May the best ye've ever seen be the best you ye'el ever see

    may the moose ne'er leave your girnal wi' a teardrop in it's ee 

    may your lum keep blithely reeking till your old enough ta dee........

    Thanks for the advice Mac.

    My girnal still has a use by date of Oct 2019, so I don't know what the bloody deer are on about.

    And I'm having my lum spring cleaned this week. I chose berry bouquet as the fragrance they will use....

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    8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Did we have a actual countdown this year?

    What is a year without a countdown? Is there such a thing?

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    3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    What is a year without a countdown? Is there such a thing?

    I am a numbers man.

    A countdown has numbers!

    Where are the numbers?

    No numbers in a countdown really freaks me out.

    Bring back the numbers!

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    I really have nothing to contribute to the countdown ....

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    15 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Did we have a actual countdown this year?

    Only for those who were awake.

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    Has someone left a window open, I feel a draft coming?

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    how much longer, red ?

     

    just enjoyed the RLWC semi. now that is a professional unit.

     

    unlike those flanneled fools

    Edited by daisycutter

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    15 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    how much longer, red ?

     

     

    1,  year that is.

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    21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    1,  year that is.

    COOL, I see an actual number!

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    59 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    1,  year that is.

    noice one.

    maybe future countdowns should be in years to 4 decimal points. that should simplify things

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    COOL, I see an actual number!

    What happened to your avatar Toady? That's not a frog? Going all 'mammal' on us, are you?

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    30 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    What happened to your avatar Toady? That's not a frog? Going all 'mammal' on us, are you?

    Maybe it's a Mexican frog!

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    16 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    What happened to your avatar Toady? That's not a frog? Going all 'mammal' on us, are you?

    It reminded me of my time in Madagascar. 

    Loved the Aye Aye.

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    16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Maybe it's a Mexican frog!

    All this talk about Mexicans will just upset my dad, may he rest in peace.

    But there can never be enough frogs. Cockroach Frogs, Mexican Frogs, Crow Eating Frogs are all welcome.

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