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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, dieter said:

Who you callin skinny?

 

Well you've been a dieter for years - I figured it must be working.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    I have joined BSA. Banana smoothies anonymous. 

    Hopefully I can stay on the wagon for a while and keep losing those banana kilos. 

    Was nearly sent into apoplectic shock when I saw that skinhead number 9 for the Giants on tv last night.

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    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well Skinny, they are certainly bucket list destinations for a visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

    Too much salt. It would play havoc with my blood pressure.

    Hopefully you realize i'm taking the P, whatever follows. If you get my drift. I like your perverted threads. But I must warn you, please beware of the peter duttons of this world.

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    Just now, dieter said:

    Hopefully you realize i'm taking the P, whatever follows. If you get my drift. I like your perverted threads. But I must warn you, please beware of the peter duttons of this world.

    We're EVERYWHERE.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have joined BSA. Banana smoothies anonymous. 

    Hopefully I can stay on the wagon for a while and keep losing those banana kilos. 

    Was nearly sent into apoplectic shock when I saw that skinhead number 9 for the Giants on tv last night.

    I see you problem Red.

    Watching football at this time of the year is not good for any MFC supporter.

    You need a hobby.

    One that does not involve high levels of mental pain and torture.

    Do you like knitting?

     

     

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    23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    I see you problem Red.

    Watching football at this time of the year is not good for any MFC supporter.

    You need a hobby.

    One that does not involve high levels of mental pain and torture.

    Do you like knitting?

     

     

    Deemonflog my hero

    Are you moving south or west ?

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    7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I see you problem Red.

    Watching football at this time of the year is not good for any MFC supporter.

    You need a hobby.

    One that does not involve high levels of mental pain and torture.

    Do you like knitting?

     

     

    Not really, but I have often thought I would kill at lawn bowls, because I was a brilliant carpet bowler.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Not really, but I have often thought I would kill at lawn bowls, because I was a brilliant carpet bowler.

    I know a few girls that love to put a team together and get on the carpet.

    Not sure if they would let you join in.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    I know a few girls that love to put a team together and get on the carpet.

    Not sure if they would let you join in.

    Is that what you call a shag pile Biff?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Is that what you call a shag pile Biff?

    Shag pile went out with disco.

    They play on a Berber style these days.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Shag pile went out with disco.

    They play on a Berber style these days.

    rubber backed of course, biffo

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Shag pile went out with disco.

    They play on a Berber style these days.

    I thought a lot of girls favoured bare floorboards these days.

    When it comes to hair colour, it's now a lot harder to tell if their curtains match the carpet.

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Shag pile went out with disco.

    They play on a Berber style these days.

    BERBER! BERBER!

    My god you're an oafish fellow Biffen!!!

    "Come on dear let's go and have a berber"

    [censored] me, that would win a lot of hearts.

     

    NOT!

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    BERBER! BERBER!

    My god you're an oafish fellow Biffen!!!

    "Come on dear let's go and have a berber"

    [censored] me, that would win a lot of hearts.

     

    NOT!

    you'd be surprised by the amount of people who are addicted to rugs.

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    21 hours ago, puntkick said:

    Deemonflog my hero

    Are you moving south or west ?

    Only for a holiday.

    Got to see the wife once and awhile.

     

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    8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Only for a holiday.

    Got to see the wife once and awhile.

     

    We're both looking forward to seeing you Toady

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    On ‎10‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 2:20 AM, DemonFrog said:

    Only for a holiday.

    Got to see the wife once and awhile.

     

    Yeah but tippin she doesn't appreciate you as much as we do 

    Come back you here

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    Looks to be a very busy trading season this year.

     

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Looks to be a very busy trading season this year.

     

    If all the remours were fact Mr. Leg it would be gigantic. However I am not sure how one player can be at five teams.

    Edited by old dee

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Looks to be a very busy trading season this year.

     

    Are you going to so your famous count down this year?

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    13 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Are you going to so your famous count down this year?

    Not sure the interest is there so I will start at this stage with a countdown in months,

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    Seeing that Mr. Redleg appears not to be engaged in one of our courtrooms today, perhaps it's time to start organising our now biannual post season dinner.

    As reported recently, Wongs of Elsternwick have closed their doors after almost 60 years but a new Chinese food establishment has opened in its place Yuchu.

    Could you chew that over and start organising please?

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    Do Yuchu ....or just gulp ?

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Seeing that Mr. Redleg appears not to be engaged in one of our courtrooms today, perhaps it's time to start organising our now biannual post season dinner.

    As reported recently, Wongs of Elsternwick have closed their doors after almost 60 years but a new Chinese food establishment has opened in its place Yuchu.

    Could you chew that over and start organising please?

    It is now a long time ago but what is wrong with the last venue. Date?

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