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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Plus I closed down the local pub

Que?

FMD

Pls explain?

?? cash strapped publican, revenge-fuelled law enforcement officer, rent-overdue landlord, Godzilla, Ozzie-culture-ignorant omnipotent alien, etc. ??

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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.

1) you are not selling enough banana vodka smoothies

2) wait for the finals and offer a deal for Melbourne members

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On 16/08/2017 at 9:51 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Watching footy is better without sound :laugh:

I could not agree more R and B. I suggest everyone try it. Improves the enjoyment ten fold particularly when Brian Taylor is on.

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A big win over the lions, with big losses by Dogs and Eagles, would make it a good AFL weekend. 

Bombers dropping the unloseable game against Suns would top it off nicely. 

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38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A big win over the lions, with big losses by Dogs and Eagles, would make it a good AFL weekend. 

Bombers dropping the unloseable game against Suns would top it off nicely. 

One or two perhaps but three Mr. Leg I don't think so!

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16 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.

Wife live 1,000 km away so no benefit there.

Dam I forgot the bananas!

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16 hours ago, bjDee said:

Que?

FMD

Pls explain?

?? cash strapped publican, revenge-fuelled law enforcement officer, rent-overdue landlord, Godzilla, Ozzie-culture-ignorant omnipotent alien, etc. ??

Cashed up local government wanting to protect an old building.

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6 hours ago, old dee said:

I could not agree more R and B. I suggest everyone try it. Improves the enjoyment ten fold particularly when Brian Taylor is on.

Will we make the finals this year OD?

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3 hours ago, old dee said:

Yes. Predicted 13 wins this year and am still of that opinion.

Did your predict include preseason game and practice matches?

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10 hours ago, Redleg said:

A big win over the lions, with big losses by Dogs and Eagles, would make it a good AFL weekend. 

Bombers dropping the unloseable game against Suns would top it off nicely. 

Well we need to win and hope for the miracle suns win tonight, to round out the weekend .

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17 hours ago, Redleg said:

Yes, I will write to the club and suggest it.

We had radical thinking like this before the 70's and look See where that got us!

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48 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I love that Collingwood aren't releasing the findings of their review until after the match.

to be fair, the board haven't even had 24 hours yet to digest the recommendations, let alone agree/disagree on each recommendation

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DC I'll never be fair to Collingwood.

Also the review has been going for 6 months they could have had an earlier finishing date

and thirdly I was gloating because we're not copping them when there has been a massive shake up at their club. 

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29 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

DC I'll never be fair to Collingwood.

Also the review has been going for 6 months they could have had an earlier finishing date

and thirdly I was gloating because we're not copping them when there has been a massive shake up at their club. 

fair enough, my bad

i promise to never be fair to the filth again

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2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Apologies for being the bearer of some bad news for the good folk who frequent this thread but I have to put it out there:-

Mentone massage parlour Fire Banana declared illegal brothel by Moorabbin magistrate

You have no idea how spooky that is.

Driving past a week or so ago i laughed to wife how dodgy that place looked/sounded.

She's on a road trip with her three sisters but as it happens had just sent through a link to that article via messenger.

How bizarre lol

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