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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You'd think it should be our goal every week Red. 

Yes, I will write to the club and suggest it.

 
17 hours ago, Redleg said:

Yes, I will write to the club and suggest it.

We had radical thinking like this before the 70's and look See where that got us!

I love that Collingwood aren't releasing the findings of their review until after the match.

 
48 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I love that Collingwood aren't releasing the findings of their review until after the match.

to be fair, the board haven't even had 24 hours yet to digest the recommendations, let alone agree/disagree on each recommendation


DC I'll never be fair to Collingwood.

Also the review has been going for 6 months they could have had an earlier finishing date

and thirdly I was gloating because we're not copping them when there has been a massive shake up at their club. 

29 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

DC I'll never be fair to Collingwood.

Also the review has been going for 6 months they could have had an earlier finishing date

and thirdly I was gloating because we're not copping them when there has been a massive shake up at their club. 

fair enough, my bad

i promise to never be fair to the filth again

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

to be fair, the board haven't even had 24 hours yet to digest the recommendations, let alone agree/disagree on each recommendation

I reckon the decision is made dc.

Bye bye Bucks.

 
2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Apologies for being the bearer of some bad news for the good folk who frequent this thread but I have to put it out there:-

Mentone massage parlour Fire Banana declared illegal brothel by Moorabbin magistrate

You have no idea how spooky that is.

Driving past a week or so ago i laughed to wife how dodgy that place looked/sounded.

She's on a road trip with her three sisters but as it happens had just sent through a link to that article via messenger.

How bizarre lol


1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

You have no idea how spooky that is.

Driving past a week or so ago i laughed to wife how dodgy that place looked/sounded.

She's on a road trip with her three sisters but as it happens had just sent through a link to that article via messenger.

How bizarre lol

Sounds like there will be no more bananas on fire at that particular establishment.  

3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sounds like there will be no more bananas on fire at that particular establishment.  

No, no...all chance frittered away 

I'd love to know who the independent officers are who police this.

BTW how many massage parlours out there do you think strictly massage in a non sexual sense

True story I had a crook neck and was out shopping on bridge Rd and my wife said why don't you get a massage. It was a bit like man flu I was sooking pretty bad. Asked for a massage on my neck and at the end the lady flipped me over to finish it off. From my one off experience I'm guessing it is more common than not.

2 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I'd love to know who the independent officers are who police this.

BTW how many massage parlours out there do you think strictly massage in a non sexual sense

True story I had a crook neck and was out shopping on bridge Rd and my wife said why don't you get a massage. It was a bit like man flu I was sooking pretty bad. Asked for a massage on my neck and at the end the lady flipped me over to finish it off. From my one off experience I'm guessing it is more common than not.

Did it fix your neck? 


11 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Did it fix your neck? 

No but my sexual frustration was cured.

We all love a happy ending  ( to a good story :rolleyes: )

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Well, there we are, beat Pies and play first finals since 2006.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well, there we are, beat Pies and play first finals since 2006.

Thanks for stating the bloody obvious Red.

Typical bloody lawyer!!

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15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks for stating the bloody obvious Red.

Typical bloody lawyer!!

Can I send my account to you care of the Romsey Post Office? 


5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Can I send my account to you care of the Romsey Post Office? 

Send the bill to my estate Red. After today's "effort", I think I shall open an artery - or two.

FMD!! And then do it again.

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Our club and its players continue to disappoint. That is the one constant.

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

 
18 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

I actually purchased a few bananas last week.

Pity there no reason to turn them into a smoothie until 2018.

It's now all about the next AFL season as I feel there a chance of us winning at least one finals game.

On 27/08/2017 at 11:37 AM, Redleg said:

Our club and its players continue to disappoint. That is the one constant.

Its very important to be consistent.


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