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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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7 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Just saw in what constitutes banter after the game, where commentators become even more indulgent that BT was asked if he was returning to Romsey.

is there something even more sinister that we should know about?

 

maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

    You have no respect or decency. Given your own interests I would have expected bitter. 

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    38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

    Wouldn't think it would be an invite but can agree that it would be a deserved flogging 

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    Hope we bring our A game to the G sunday and no injuries.

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    9 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Has anyone seen Uncle Bitter and Brain Taylor in the same room?

    Just sayin'

    Brian or Brain Taylor? I am not sure who Brain is! Certainly not the bloke on 7 surely. 

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    55 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Hope we bring our A game to the G sunday and no injuries.

    I feel for bitter but optimistic's pecker if we do.

    The Anthony William Watson McDonald-Tipungwut reminds me of Wonnamuri.

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    32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Surely the unthinkable could not happen!!!

    I wouldn't think so.

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    12 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Brian or Brain Taylor? I am not sure who Brain is! Certainly not the bloke on 7 surely. 

    We need an irony font

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Surely the unthinkable could not happen!!!

    You think so?

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    If we lose today I will be blowing chunks.

    I can't see it happening.

    I'm hoping we can smash them by about 15 goals and start the press  gang turning on the little talking computer they have as coach.

    Buckley,Bolton,Eade,will all be sacked during the year in long slow assassinations.

    Should be fun.

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    We need an irony font

    We have enough fronts already. That's the lesson of Napoleon's retreat, not to mention the ignominy of Barbarossa.

    Also, I remind you, winter is approaching. Going to war at the MCG in thongs and a T Shirt is no longer appropriate battle wear.

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    10 minutes ago, dieter said:

    We have enough fronts already. That's the lesson of Napoleon's retreat, not to mention the ignominy of Barbarossa.

    Also, I remind you, winter is approaching. Going to war at the MCG in thongs and a T Shirt is no longer appropriate battle wear.

    Bit early for a schnapps Dieter isn't it?

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    21 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Bit early for a schnapps Dieter isn't it?

    Never too early. 

    I have learnt from history. I am a forlorn prophet on Demonland. 

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    On 3/30/2017 at 10:30 PM, hemingway said:

    Yes true Uncle, I am drawn back to it, but that does not give the thread any credibility. 

    I have long known of my own failings but perhaps you need a new angle,

    I suspect that only a few still visit this thread, 

    I have an affection for you but its time to move on. 

     

     

    At least Hemmingway, both you and I retained some semblance of dignity and rare humility, not to mention literary credo!

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    9 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    At least Hemmingway, both you and I retained some semblance of dignity and rare humility, not to mention literary credo!

    Not sure about taste though. To even contemplate an affair with Gertrude is an un-abideable abomination. Mind boggling juxtapositions.

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    59 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Not sure about taste though. To even contemplate an affair with Gertrude is an un-abideable abomination. Mind boggling juxtapositions.

    If you had ever spent an afternoon with Gertrude you would not say such things Dieter and you would then understand that there is more to a person that what meets the eye. 

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    26 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    If you had ever spent an afternoon with Gertrude you would not say such things Dieter and you would then understand that there is more to a person that what meets the eye. 

    Although she appeared in a couple- she weren't no oil painting .

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    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    If you had ever spent an afternoon with Gertrude you would not say such things Dieter and you would then understand that there is more to a person that what meets the eye. 

    Yes, James Joyce told me in his quaint Irish Brogue that, basically, she was a swell gal. Perhaps you may have had an affair with Ezra Pound? Now, there was a sharp mind...

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    On ‎4‎/‎2‎/‎2017 at 10:37 AM, dieter said:

    We have enough fronts already. That's the lesson of Napoleon's retreat, not to mention the ignominy of Barbarossa.

    Also, I remind you, winter is approaching. Going to war at the MCG in thongs and a T Shirt is no longer appropriate battle wear.

    The Barossa has had some ill effects on me  I'll admit Skinny but I would not call it ignominious.

    I actually teared up as I passed some very familiar names when I drove through there the other day.

    BTW, speaking of wine, have any of you boozers read that the tax on wine is under review? It seems we may have to pay more for a decent red but I'm not sure what impact it will have on the fourpenny dark that Biffen and Moonie   quaff.

    Won't effect old dee of course as he shmoozes free pinos. (Which he refuses to share I might add)

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    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    The Barossa has had some ill effects on me  I'll admit Skinny but I would not call it ignominious.

    I actually teared up as I passed some very familiar names when I drove through there the other day.

    BTW, speaking of wine, have any of you boozers read that the tax on wine is under review? It seems we may have to pay more for a decent red but I'm not sure what impact it will have on the fourpenny dark that Biffen and Moonie   quaff.

    Won't effect old dee of course as he shmoozes free pinos. (Which he refuses to share I might add)

    You'll be hit the hardest Uncle Bitter as the tax is based upon volume, which means your goon bags might double in price to as much as $8. Might even have to drink using a glass vessel rather than the usual 'layback' technique. Culture with a capital K.

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    You'll be hit the hardest Uncle Bitter as the tax is based upon volume, which means your goon bags might double in price to as much as $8. Might even have to drink using a glass vessel rather than the usual 'layback' technique. Culture with a capital K.

    WTF would you know about decent wine Moonie?

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    WTF would you know about decent wine Moonie?

    I'm more of a Brunswick-type craft beer man. They don't sell by the goon bag.

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