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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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36 minutes ago, dieter said:

Ah, not to mention the privilege of being an Ulster Scoot, that wonderfully rich cultural ancestry of dwelling in bogs and being sustained by the noble Taittie.

I envy you, most of all, because of that inimitably poetical cascading Irish brogue.

jawohl, t'be sure, t'be sure, dieter, 'tis a sweet wee sound, quite unlike that gutteral saxon

 

About time this thread got interesting.

Just ate fried nanas in Ha Long passed off as Vietnamese.

I've eaten them in Australian Chinese restaurants since the 70s

Ha long bay would be beautiful, probably was ,but too many humans here now.

The N/S divide is very much alive.

Call it South China.

Saigon is a rats nest, but Vietnamese all the same.

Still beats Borewood by a by a thousand miles yet nobody here is as sophisticated as Our own DC.

I will make a quick comment on the ridiculous banning of Bitters for writing  "flied lice" or whatever it was.

The most innocuous comment ever in light of the fact that the Chinese may be the most powerful nation in our time. 

Add to this their entrenched racism.

Add to this their population which makes them dominant globally.

In comedic terms We discuss"punching down" or up.

Bitters was punching up .

I'm not sure who banned him and we don't get too OTT on these issues here but I request the Moderator that made that farcical decision to quietly hand in their tin badge.

I would add the Clunes riots were probably in order if anyone here has ever shared a hotel lobby with Chinese tourists en masse.

Dr John, whom I respect for his intelligence,though often disagree

with,is hopefully not the person responsible .

The complainant was DLs Resident SJW.

I'm a solid contributor here.Love it.

So are others whos ideas I dislike. Does not mean they are invalid.

My point is that the censorship here is getting OTT.

Can I suggest we ban a poster based on more than one complainant , and check the track record of the whining regular Mrs Mangles.

I'll invoke Jazza here- who made some crude comments at times but lived a solitary rural life and was a man of his time.I don 't believe he ever meant racial harm but might have caused some minor offence to be taken.He was a minority ,even in his own country.

My main point is, stop the naivety ,stop the PC bans unless WELL deserved.

I love Demonland and hope it grows with our great club.

Race exists,as does religion and politics.

Can we be adults here and make valid points without recriminations or is it Commo China?

I'll defend Aboriginal Ozzies to the hilt but FFS I need an explanation.

Please Explain.

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Awesome thread. Keep up the good work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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On 1/21/2017 at 0:08 AM, Biffen said:

About time this thread got interesting.

Just ate fried nanas in Ha Long passed off as Vietnamese.

I've eaten them in Australian Chinese restaurants since the 70s

 

You have got me interested.

You can't beat a good old fashioned banana fritter to wash down a cheeky Chinese meal. Ice cream, cream, caramel sauce and some purple stuff. 

IMG_0277.jpg?dl=1&_ga=1.148012151.193511

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2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

You can't beat a good old fashioned banana fritter to wash down a cheeky Chinese meal. Ice cream, cream, caramel sauce and some purple stuff. 

IMG_0277.jpg?dl=1&_ga=1.148012151.193511

Unfortunately the most edible thing in the photo is the plate.

7 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

You can't beat a good old fashioned banana fritter to wash down a cheeky Chinese meal. Ice cream, cream, caramel sauce and some purple stuff. 

IMG_0277.jpg?dl=1&_ga=1.148012151.193511

Hmmmmm..... icecream dollops and deep fried banana. Very saucy!

Did you do cocktails as well Ethan?

12 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

You can't beat a good old fashioned banana fritter to wash down a cheeky Chinese meal. Ice cream, cream, caramel sauce and some purple stuff. 

IMG_0277.jpg?dl=1&_ga=1.148012151.193511

Where's the banana?

i see an out of place pork sausage among some condiments.

 
On 21/01/2017 at 0:08 AM, Biffen said:

I will make a quick comment on the ridiculous banning of Bitters for writing  "flied lice" or whatever it was.

Bitters was punching up .

Please Explain.

I love a good Biffo rant. Should be more of them.

In fact, I have a theory. Has anyone seen Biffo and Titus O'Reily in the same room at the same time???

3 hours ago, bjDee said:

I love a good Biffo rant. Should be more of them.

In fact, I have a theory. Has anyone seen Biffo and Titus O'Reily in the same room at the same time???

Maybe like Titus with an acquired brain injury.


Seems that ever since a few dullards on this site can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Seem that ever since a few dullards on this site who can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

No Pies on here bb!

Just now, old dee said:

No Pies on here bb!

my point exaclty !! ;)

We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

for dieter

English sailor on the radio: "SOS, we are sinking, we are sinking!"
German coastguard on the radio: "Wot are you sinking (thinking) about?"

4 hours ago, old dee said:

No Pies on here bb!

If they weigh a whale at the Whaleweigh Station, where do they weigh a pie?


weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

Some where over the rainbow,

weigh a pie...

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On 1/23/2017 at 1:09 PM, beelzebub said:

my point exaclty !! ;)

We need to see Red. 

I'm here.

On 23/01/2017 at 8:29 PM, dieter said:

Some where over the rainbow,

weigh a pie...

But pies won't see the colours in the rainbow, only shades of black and white ...

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On 23/01/2017 at 1:09 PM, beelzebub said:

my point exaclty !! ;)

We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

And keep our eyes on the Red and the Blue, of course :blink:


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On 1/23/2017 at 5:44 PM, beelzebub said:

weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

Eat drink and  be merry for tomorrow we diet.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

So that must be about 480KG you have lost over the years Mr. Leg!!!!!

 
14 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I lose about 3kg every morning.

Yes and like me you probably  regain it by 8pm


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