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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have gone off ice creams. Must be change of life. 

even in banana smoothies?

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    even in banana smoothies?

    Think they use yoghurt and crushed ice.

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    19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Think they use yoghurt and crushed ice.

    well banana splits would be verbotten then. this change of life thing seems rather masochistic

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    well banana splits would be verbotten then. this change of life thing seems rather masochistic

    You can say that again dc. Professional help is definately required. 

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    On ‎24‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 8:18 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Pah to CS Lewis!!

    Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids.

    Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

     

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

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    1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

    could add a whole new understanding to the idea of  'service ' :rolleyes:

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

    Well thanks Tim, I did not know that although I did know Enid was apparently something of a "player".

    In that context, it is notable that her cottage was named "Old Thatch".

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    3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

    Tim do you know where she put the second tennis ball when she was serving? 

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    31 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Tim do you know where she put the second tennis ball when she was serving? 

    With her ball boy Earl. Geez, do you not know anything?

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    i wasn't  involved in scouts ,Enid Blighton ,The Fab Five or any other such harmless British hazing of blossoming youth.

    I will allow those raised in Blighty to regale us with tales of  not getting any discernible satisfaction.

    Surprising to me because I have never found the Bretons that tricky to introduce into the boudoir.

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    Construction industry in full flight as AFL teams train houses down. 

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    I am a huge fan of The Melbourne Soccer captain and his cup winning speech.

    Red- in matters IR .

    The government will never break the CFMEU.

    The AFL  will break the clubs to pay the players.

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    On 11/29/2016 at 8:55 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well thanks Tim, I did not know that although I did know Enid was apparently something of a "player".

    In that context, it is notable that her cottage was named "Old Thatch".

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    I am a huge fan of The Melbourne Soccer captain and his cup winning speech.

    Red- in matters IR .

    The government will never break the CFMEU.

    The AFL  will break the clubs to pay the players.

    Think you missed my point. 

    Players destroying houses so plenty of work in building industry.

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    59 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Think you missed my point. 

    Players destroying houses so plenty of work in building industry.

    It is a familiar surge pre Christmas Mr. Leg.

    The industry is well aware of the spike.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Think you missed my point. 

    Players destroying houses so plenty of work in building industry.

    Ahhh.

    The pence coin has descended.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    It is a familiar surge pre Christmas Mr. Leg.

    The industry is well aware of the spike.

    Lucky the players only train houses down and not whole apartment buildings.

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    Lucky the players only train houses down and not whole apartment buildings.

    I would think quite a few live in apartments.

    Just to be on the safe side I am staying away from apartments till February.

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    On 20 November 2016 at 7:16 PM, Moonshadow said:

    I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

    This one is the " Clash " straight jacket. Predominately white but with a nod to the dees with the logo.

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    6 hours ago, ManDee said:

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    She could haunt houses.

    Hopefully her old thatch was neatly kept.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    She could haunt houses.

    Hopefully her old thatch was neatly kept.

    Well I'm sure it at least had a good spring clean.

    A hoovering and a scrub.

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    36 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I'm sure it at least had a good spring clean.

    A hoovering and a scrub.

    I'm sure she had a few men up to have  a look but if I was a Thstcher,I probably wouldn't take the job on.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    I'm sure she had a few men up to have  a look but if I was a Thstcher,I probably wouldn't take the job on.

    Thatch me if you can?

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thatch me if you can?

    a thatcher in the eye no doubt. uncle

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    a thatcher in the eye no doubt. uncle

    Thatch the way I like it dc

    .... no no no .........stop it now!

    Puns [censored] me up!

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