The No T$ No B$ Thread

[ManDee 7,159]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Pah to CS Lewis!!

Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids.

Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

 

Didn't Noddy feel a little [censored]? Edit:-That auto censor goes too far. It means odd, can I say that?

Edited November 24, 2016 by ManDee

[Redleg 40,947]

Just when I am getting interested in the draft, or the Rookie draft, to be more precise, with 3 picks, I hear we will only be using 2 of them. 

[daisycutter 29,617]

what happened to the countdown? don't tell me the draft has been held already

[Redleg 40,947]

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what happened to the countdown? don't tell me the draft has been held already

Yes we passed.

[daisycutter 29,617]

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes we passed.

makes sense. put the savings towards the fyfe war-chest

[Redleg 40,947]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

makes sense. put the savings towards the fyfe war-chest

But Saints, Blues and Bombers already have Fyfe.

[daisycutter 29,617]

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

But Saints, Blues and Bombers already have Fyfe.

well let's hope he becomes a has-been this year. you left out the dorks.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

On ‎11‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 10:59 AM, ManDee said:

Didn't Noddy feel a little [censored]? Edit:-That auto censor goes too far. It means odd, can I say that?

Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

[daisycutter 29,617]

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

are you being earist, uncle?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

are you being earist, uncle?

Best  no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.

[daisycutter 29,617]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Best  no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.

i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

In the interim dc, you could hire a couple of the lads from me ( mates rates ).

The only possible downside is that they may inadvertently stomp your blue hued nocturnal visitors.

[Biffen 12,943]

9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

I am against animal cruelty DC.

You should invest in a .45 Magnum instead.

Ask them if they are feeling lucky.

[daisycutter 29,617]

5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I am against animal cruelty DC.

You should invest in a .45 Magnum instead.

Ask them if they are feeling lucky.

got a fridge full of them, biffo. unfortunately for me they are reserved for the grand kids

[Redleg 40,947]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

got a fridge full of them, biffo. unfortunately for me they are reserved for the grand kids

I have gone off ice creams. Must be change of life. 

[daisycutter 29,617]

14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have gone off ice creams. Must be change of life. 

even in banana smoothies?

[Redleg 40,947]

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

even in banana smoothies?

Think they use yoghurt and crushed ice.

[daisycutter 29,617]

19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Think they use yoghurt and crushed ice.

well banana splits would be verbotten then. this change of life thing seems rather masochistic

[old dee 23,792]

16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well banana splits would be verbotten then. this change of life thing seems rather masochistic

You can say that again dc. Professional help is definately required. 

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,141]

On ‎24‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 8:18 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Pah to CS Lewis!!

Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids.

Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

 

...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

 

p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

[beelzebub 23,380]

1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

 

p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

could add a whole new understanding to the idea of  'service ' 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

 

p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

Well thanks Tim, I did not know that although I did know Enid was apparently something of a "player".

In that context, it is notable that her cottage was named "Old Thatch".

[Earl Hood 6,086]

3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

 

p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

Tim do you know where she put the second tennis ball when she was serving? 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

31 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Tim do you know where she put the second tennis ball when she was serving? 

With her ball boy Earl. Geez, do you not know anything?

[Biffen 12,943]

i wasn't  involved in scouts ,Enid Blighton ,The Fab Five or any other such harmless British hazing of blossoming youth.

I will allow those raised in Blighty to regale us with tales of  not getting any discernible satisfaction.

Surprising to me because I have never found the Bretons that tricky to introduce into the boudoir.

Edited November 30, 2016 by Biffen