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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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33 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Biffen will be pleased to hear the Gat has failed to attract a developer willing to pay $11mill and, as a result, has been taken off the market.

I am worried it might spontaneously catch fire making the building a danger to the public and then needing to be demolished immediately. That would incidentedly lead to an increase in the value of the site. It's happened before apparently. If I was Biff I would be checking the batteries in my smoke detector. 

 
22 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

I am worried it might spontaneously catch fire making the building a danger to the public and then needing to be demolished immediately. That would incidentedly lead to an increase in the value of the site. It's happened before apparently. If I was Biff I would be checking the batteries in my smoke detector. 

heads-up for mr. leg. movie "red 2" just starting on channel 10

just read this myself. What a sorry cast of misfits we make, have we no life ?

Back to the Gat , its future graveky uncertain. Whelan waits no doubt

 
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25 anyone feel like a big Mac. 

On 24/10/2016 at 1:02 PM, beelzebub said:

5th glass ???? :unsure:

Half full, half empty........or fully empty perhaps  ?

 


Change of topic ....Halloween. What a wonderful night I set the dog onto little kids as they come up the drive. He knocks them over, terrifies them  and makes them cry. I've got a terrific picture if I can post it.

Anyway back to it.

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24 had to russell this number up.  

Not a day to jay walk. 

Couple of dozen hogans. 

Just watched Frankie Detori's ride on Wicklow Brave. FMD. Let's go three deep for the first 1500. Thought Shane Dye's ride on Veandercross would take some beating as worst ride of all time. But I no complain.

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39 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Just watched Frankie Detori's ride on Wicklow Brave. FMD. Let's go three deep for the first 1500. Thought Shane Dye's ride on Veandercross would take some beating as worst ride of all time. But I no complain.

Certainly did the horse no favours. 

Great to see the battlers win another Melbourne Cup, full of international horses.

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23 could have enjoyed a weekend at bernie's but it's Wednesday.


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Given we are now down to 2 picks at the draft starting at 47, it is clear the club place little weight on this draft and therefore why should we, so that was my last post on the countdown. Anyone more interested than me is welcome to continue it. 

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Given we are now down to 2 picks at the draft starting at 47, it is clear the club place little weight on this draft and therefore why should we, so that was my last post on the countdown. Anyone more interested than me is welcome to continue it. 

Those two picks might turn out to be champions or they might have fathers who weigh more than 200kg. 

You can't walk out on us now.

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27 minutes ago, Pinball Wizard said:

Those two picks might turn out to be champions or they might have fathers who weigh more than 200kg. 

You can't walk out on us now.

Let's see what tomorrow brings. 

Strange dream last night. Had a vision of Biffen being thrown in jail for armed robbery and BBO owning 2 investment properties which he was running as brothels. Probably not such a stretch from the truth really. Odd dream nevertheless. 

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52 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Strange dream last night. Had a vision of Biffen being thrown in jail for armed robbery and BBO owning 2 investment properties which he was running as brothels. Probably not such a stretch from the truth really. Odd dream nevertheless. 

Nah, I'm finished with brothels Moonie. My investment properties are either going to be BDSM clubs or places for failed musicians. You know, knuckleheads who think they can play the guitar etc.


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22 reasons for not telling tanking jokes.  

Bingo all the 2's.

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21 should use the pedometer to count down the last 3 weeks,  but who cares anyway?

On 2 November 2016 at 7:53 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Nah, I'm finished with brothels Moonie. My investment properties are either going to be BDSM clubs or places for failed musicians. You know, knuckleheads who think they can play the guitar etc.

That's a bit harsh Uncle Bitters. You know Biffen still harbours hope of his acoustic career taking off. Sad to see a middle aged man hanging around pubs with a guitar trying to act like he's 20 again. Next he'll be getting onto Hirdy's anti aging gear.

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation .

I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire.

Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord.  

I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me.

I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone  but yourselves.

 

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

21 should use the pedometer to count down the last 3 weeks,  but who cares anyway?

I detected a waining interest in the Draft period this year Mr. leg.

I view that as good news.

Our year is not hanging on a first round draft selection.


49 minutes ago, Biffen said:

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation .

I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire.

Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord.  

I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me.

I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone  but yourselves.

 

You were gone?

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3 hours ago, old dee said:

I detected a waining interest in the Draft period this year Mr. leg.

I view that as good news.

Our year is not hanging on a first round draft selection.

Not anymore.

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

That's a bit harsh Uncle Bitters. You know Biffen still harbours hope of his acoustic career taking off. Sad to see a middle aged man hanging around pubs with a guitar trying to act like he's 20 again. Next he'll be getting onto Hirdy's anti aging gear.

Now Moon I'm not sure what you're on about.

I can't believe that middle age blokes with no talent hang around pubs and try to play music. Who would take them seriously ?

 
10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now Moon I'm not sure what you're on about.

I can't believe that middle age blokes with no talent hang around pubs and try to play music. Who would take them seriously ?

I hope he has a plan B as his guitar work is average and his voice is flat. However, that could be the halitosis affecting the mic


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