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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Sheesh.  Very unpalatable effort at the G.  Probably even more unpalatable than one of Red's black-spotted bananas.

Guess it's back to normal now for MFC.  Let the usual MFCSS programming resume.

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    On 19 August 2016 at 9:42 PM, Redleg said:

    Apparently a banana shortage. Leon, forget the pigs, grow bananas.

    Immunology article in the paper about reversing cancer.

    Actually reversing it.

    All that banana cake not in vain.

    Anyhow-more importantly-I'm learning to grow "vegetables" hydroponically using urine as the nutrient.

    Everyone at the Gat loves getting pi55ed and stoned so it's bound to take off.

     

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    On 19/08/2016 at 9:42 PM, Redleg said:

    Apparently a banana shortage. Leon, forget the pigs, grow bananas.

    Do you really want to give the racists more ammunition?

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Anyhow-more importantly-I'm learning to grow "vegetables" hydroponically using urine as the nutrient.

    Everyone at the Gat loves getting pi55ed and stoned so it's bound to take off.

     

    Ah. I get it. Hydroponic stone fruit. Yep - that must be it.

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    I don't like the bad publicity the banana is getting, because of some Port Power moron fan.

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    50 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Tautology!

    Tauto was one of my favourite racehorses. Around the time of Tobin Bronze, another favourite.

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    Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! 

    Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

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    sorry to hear you are passed, pf, however you must be mistaken in your geography. there is nothing palatial in romsey nor is there anything remotely resembling a mansion. are you sure you didn't over-inbibe, get lost and end up in caroline springs?

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    13 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! 

    Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

    Just a question PF.

    On the cucumbers:

    were they full cucumbers or just cucumber circles?

    Also,if the drink wasn't cheap red from a silver bag then it is likely to be a normal decent person and not Bitters.

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    9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    sorry to hear you are passed, pf, however you must be mistaken in your geography. there is nothing palatial in romsey nor is there anything remotely resembling a mansion. are you sure you didn't over-inbibe, get lost and end up in caroline springs?

    You can carjack your way from Caroline Springs to the CBD in under 20 minutes now.

    Romsey on the other hand is not worth the trip.

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    39 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! 

    Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

    Pity you didn't drop in picket. Still I suppose being so close to wealth, class and style overawed you.

    PS. I shall ignore the inane chattering above.

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    LOL Gentlemen, But it was a fine day in Romsey, Daylesford and Ballarat! We will leave Trentham out of the equation for now! Although Trentham Golf Course is a lovely course!!

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    Well, well, well... what an interesting day it has been on 'Land.

    Arguements, mass post deletions, name calling, moderator threats, tears and breaches of poster privacy...

    And that's just on the 'Lost Kitten' thread!

    Gotta love the personalities in this gin joint!

     

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    I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

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    2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    LOL Gentlemen, But it was a fine day in Romsey, Daylesford and Ballarat! We will leave Trentham out of the eqaution for now! Although Trentham Golf Course is a lovely course!!

    you should visit romsey for the mid summer's harvest festival, picket. they bring out the the may-pole, drink lots of cider and swap wives. be sure to take a partner, they don't take kindly to single strangers.

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

    Pretty sure Gawny's family cafe is down the Gippsland coast Ethan.

    May sure you have a beer at the Wye River pub if you are heading that way. Great view.

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    you should visit romsey for the mid summer's harvest festival, picket. they bring out the the may-pole, drink lots of cider and swap wives. be sure to take a partner, they don't take kindly to single strangers.

    animals ARE acceptable so Im told  :unsure:

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    4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Well, well, well... what an interesting day it has been on 'Land.

    Arguements, mass post deletions, name calling, moderator threats, tears and breaches of poster privacy...

    And that's just on the 'Lost Kitten' thread!

    Gotta love the personalities in this gin joint!

     

    Yeah!! Agree Moonman gotta lurve it!

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    4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    animals ARE acceptable so Im told  :unsure:

    i think that's obligatory for the saturnalia festival, bub. different time of year.

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    4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Pretty sure Gawny's family cafe is down the Gippsland coast Ethan.

    May sure you have a beer at the Wye River pub if you are heading that way. Great view.

    Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you should visit romsey for the mid summer's harvest festival, picket. they bring out the the may-pole, drink lots of cider and swap wives. be sure to take a partner, they don't take kindly to single strangers.

    DC you are reminding me of the Wicker Man! 

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

    Good meals there too. The Prickly Moses Ale and the Forest Brewery Silvertop Ale are great local drops.

    Also try the scallop pie or seafood mornay pie from the A Bay bakery. 

    No, I don't have shares in those joints!

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