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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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and now I have The Village People song milkshake stuck in my head.

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    5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

     

     

    Emirates didn't have banana milkshakes but I found something beginning with B... endIng In "Weiser" does that count? Can I mIx 2 or 3 In milk? o_O

    Poor soul...you had to drink Bud. At least they could have served sime decent Canadian beer, not that American flavoured water.

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    22 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Is that a good or a bad thing? I haven't seen the movie.

    Depends on your taste of movies.

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    22 hours ago, hemingway said:

    My gosh Old Dee yoin really have turned the corner. 

    He will need to be very careful turning corners If/when he gets a wheelchair heming

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    50 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

    [censored] of fence .  This thread is only for the intelligentsia of Demonland.

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    29 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Poor soul...you had to drink Bud. At least they could have served sime decent Canadian beer, not that American flavoured water.

    I agree but the choices were limited to that or soapy water (Heineken) Maple :-S

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    29 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    Depends on your taste of movies.

    Well, Saw grossed me out and I hated Napoleon Dynamite. I liked Forrest Gump, The Man Without a Face made me cry, and I remember laughing at a scene in Nightmare on Elm Street 4. Cool Runnings is one of the funniest movies I have seen and the Untouchables is one of my fav films. Oh, and I generally want to punch certain actors in the face because they annoy me, usually Travolta is on that esteemed list. Does that help you to figure out whether or not I might think the comparison to the Pulp Fiction scene is good or bad?

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    8 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

    He will need to be very careful turning corners If/when he gets a wheelchair heming

    Nah, Oldie will get a custom-made Segway that they can strap him into upright.

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    8 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Nah, Oldie will get a custom-made Segway that they can strap him into upright.

    That's an extremely risky option Maple. Are you sure there won't be major collateral damage assocIated with this zany suggestion?

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    14 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Well, Saw grossed me out and I hated Napoleon Dynamite. I liked Forrest Gump, The Man Without a Face made me cry, and I remember laughing at a scene in Nightmare on Elm Street 4. Cool Runnings is one of the funniest movies I have seen and the Untouchables is one of my fav films. Oh, and I generally want to punch certain actors in the face because they annoy me, usually Travolta is on that esteemed list. Does that help you to figure out whether or not I might think the comparison to the Pulp Fiction scene is good or bad?

    Probably worth a look on youtube.

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    Been a while since I have poked my head into this thread. First time since I moved to Japan. It seems that the topic of conversation has moved away from hipsters, pimping, lamas, the Gatwick and booze. Has this been an ongoing trend?
     

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    [censored] of fence .  This thread is only for the intelligentsia of Demonland.

    Dear Uncle did you watch the link to the "Rum Martinez" that I supplied you with last week? I would be very interested in your opinion of this and more specifically would you or any other Demonlanders try it??

    Link resupplied for those interested!  Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

     

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    17 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Dear Uncle did you watch the link to the "Rum Martinez" that I supplied you with last week? I would be very interested in your opinion of this and more specifically would you or any other Demonlanders try it??

    Link resupplied for those interested!  Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

     

    Looks like something Gomez would make for Morticia.

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    19 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Is that a good or a bad thing? I haven't seen the movie.

    Hard to fathom; someone not having seen PF :o

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    20 hours ago, picket fence said:

    I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!

    I always wondered who invented that drink.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    I always wondered who invented that drink.

    Thought Mr Aero did ;)

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    17 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Been a while since I have poked my head into this thread. First time since I moved to Japan. It seems that the topic of conversation has moved away from hipsters, pimping, lamas, the Gatwick and booze. Has this been an ongoing trend?
     

    Hope you're enjoying a saki or two Col.

    As to your points above -

    Hipsters. I believe our resident bun man Earl Hood is currently denying his hipster associations and trying to make a living in pharmaceuticals.

    Lamas. Not a subject "the lads" care to discuss.

    Pimping and the Gat. The Gat is being sold and sanitized so Biffen's business interests are currently suffering.

    Booze. Well hate to say it but there appears to be some problem drinkers on this site.

    You know how it is Col, everything changes but things stat the same - well usually. There has been one profound change which has left this thread in tatters.

    OD has cast off his cloak of pessimism and glumness and is spreading the word of joyous optimism.

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    3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Thought Mr Aero did ;)

    That was Mr. Peppermint Crisp.

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    37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    That was Mr. Peppermint Crisp.

    Did he have a horse for a brother?

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    2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Yes, but he's a horse of a different colour.- black and white.

    Jack Crisp plays for Collingwood.

    Crisp or Frost?

    Make up your mind please WJ.

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    3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Crisp or Frost?

    Make up your mind please WJ.

    Now there's someone who we haven't seen in a while. Jack Frost.

    Hasn't been seen since last early Spring.

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    10 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Crisp or Frost?

    Make up your mind please WJ.

    He's conflicted :unsure:

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    6 minutes ago, H_T said:

    Now there's someone who we haven't seen in a while. Jack Frost.

    Hasn't been seen since last early Spring.

    I thought he was running around last Sunday H_T

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    6 minutes ago, H_T said:

    Now there's someone who we haven't seen in a while. Jack Frost.

    Hasn't been seen since last early Spring.

    I thought he was running around last Sunday H_T

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