The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

8 hours ago, picket fence said:

Never been into trannys, bit like delving into the twilight zone, too many nooks and crannies!

Nup leave me outa that one!

I had my first tranny in the 60's.

Black and shiny.

Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going.

I think it came from Singapore.

[picket fence 18,071]

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I had my first tranny in the 60's.

Black and shiny.

Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going.

I think it came from Singapore.

How long did the batteries Last Uncle Bitters, The way you would have used it probably not that long! But the Tranny wouldn't mind, If it was from Singapore it was probably used to just a quick On then Of again!

[old dee 24,028]

29 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I had my first tranny in the 60's.

Black and shiny.

Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going.

I think it came from Singapore.

It obviously wasn't an iPhone Bbo.

Three years is the limit and  that comes from Apple themselves.

Planned obsolescence is alive and well in 2016.  

[Maple Demon 449]

1 minute ago, old dee said:

It obviously wasn't an iPhone Bbo.

Three years is the limit and  that comes from Apple themselves.

Planned obsolescence is alive and well in 2016.  

Have to keep the profit margins up. I'm sure Biffen could give us all a lesson or two on how to do that.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

How long did the batteries Last Uncle Bitters, The way you would have used it probably not that long! But the Tranny wouldn't mind, If it was from Singapore it was probably used to just a quick On then Of again!

Is that Mrs. pickets view of her yet to experience an orgasm life??

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

1 hour ago, old dee said:

It obviously wasn't an iPhone Bbo.

Three years is the limit and  that comes from Apple themselves.

Planned obsolescence is alive and well in 2016.  

The older and less technologically adept I become, the more that word "obsolescence" scares the [censored] out of me.

[Biffen 12,949]

The tranny is such a versatile companion.You can smuggle them in in your jacket,slip them into your pants,or just leave them in the car when they wear out. I go through quite a few in a year but then again I am fairly rough with mine

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The tranny is such a versatile companion.You can smuggle them in in your jacket,slip them into your pants,or just leave them in the car when they wear out. I go through quite a few in a year but then again I am fairly rough with mine

I hate to raise it on this forum Biffen but as I have actually had the life changing experience of seeing you slip objects into your pants, ... well let me just say .. I wish I hadn't.

[Biffen 12,949]

51 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hate to raise it on this forum Biffen but as I have actually had the life changing experience of seeing you slip objects into your pants, ... well let me just say .. I wish I hadn't.

We have the CC TV footage of you slipping something out of your pants at the foyer in the Gat.

We can just brush it off as a Malcolm Fraser moment for yourself and let my smuggling operation go unmentioned.

[Earl Hood 6,152]

Hi Everyone 

just a heads up to all posters on this thread, as you know I am often called on to dispense life style advice to our more unfortunate brethren but I may not be as accessible as I have been in the past to give this advice.  I have recently been appointed as the lead consultant to the Head of the Office of Medicinal Cannabis for Victoria. It is an onerous position and will take up much of my time but it is for society's good.  

My one concern is that the new CEO that I have only seen from a distance was wearing a light blue Hawaian Shirt, he did look disturbingly familiar! 

As a background quote: 

"The Government will establish an Office of Medicinal Cannabis within the Department of Health and Human Services to oversee the manufacturing, dispensing and clinical aspects of the framework". 

Feel free to contact me about any "delivery" issues you may have! 

The Earl 

[Emerald 1,744]

Medicinal cannabis? I didn't realise that glazed bloodshot eyes with dark circles underneath was a sign of good health.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

Congrats on the new appointment Earl. Sure beats the last one - pole dancing instructor at the Greyhound was never your thing.

[Biffen 12,949]

21 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Hi Everyone 

just a heads up to all posters on this thread, as you know I am often called on to dispense life style advice to our more unfortunate brethren but I may not be as accessible as I have been in the past to give this advice.  I have recently been appointed as the lead consultant to the Head of the Office of Medicinal Cannabis for Victoria. It is an onerous position and will take up much of my time but it is for society's good.  

My one concern is that the new CEO that I have only seen from a distance was wearing a light blue Hawaian Shirt, he did look disturbingly familiar! 

As a background quote: 

"The Government will establish an Office of Medicinal Cannabis within the Department of Health and Human Services to oversee the manufacturing, dispensing and clinical aspects of the framework". 

Feel free to contact me about any "delivery" issues you may have! 

The Earl 

I can offer free distribution as well as weighing and packaging Earl.i assume it's all free trade blah blah blah and organic ,ethically grown etc etc .When do I show up?

Very very keen to help.

[Maple Demon 449]

23 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I can offer free distribution as well as weighing and packaging Earl.i assume it's all free trade blah blah blah and organic ,ethically grown etc etc .When do I show up?

Very very keen to help.

A selfless soul you are Biffen.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

47 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

A selfless soul you are Biffen.

A soulless self you are Biffen.

[Redleg 42,052]

CP5 getting closer. Probably next week.

[Maple Demon 449]

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

CP5 getting closer. Probably next week.

Every time I see CP5, I think of Star Wars for some reason. Mind you, I've never seen a single Star Wars movie. Some would say I've lived a sheltered life.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

24 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Every time I see CP5, I think of Star Wars for some reason. Mind you, I've never seen a single Star Wars movie. Some would say I've lived a sheltered life.

Good Lord Mable!!!!! That Canabodia must be backwater indeed.

Those movies had a great influence on me and Jabba the Hutt was my role model. In latter years though he was supeceded by Pizza the hut  

[Demon Dynasty 17,135]

R.I.P. Prince ... another music icon passes

[picket fence 18,071]

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Melbourne Girls Grammar, Catherine Misson Principal, any relation to Dave Misson??

Yes.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/partner-mother-breadwinner-the-changing-face-of-families/story-e6frg8h6-1227007577339

 

Well well well aint that interesting!! Uncle Biiters, Moonshine, Daisy Cutter, Redleg, Biffen and others  MGGS! certainly have created some Press coverage of late!

Edited April 22, 2016 by picket fence

[Biffen 12,949]

24 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yes.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/partner-mother-breadwinner-the-changing-face-of-families/story-e6frg8h6-1227007577339

 

Well well well aint that interesting!! Uncle Biiters, Moonshine, Daisy Cutter, Redleg, Biffen and others  MGGS! certainly have created some Press coverage of late!

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right.

WTF is going on in the world ?

Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex.

Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt.

'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself.

Dave-get out while you still can.

Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned .

Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll.

Dave, note to self.....

Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment .

Cue Stuie......

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

49 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yes.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/partner-mother-breadwinner-the-changing-face-of-families/story-e6frg8h6-1227007577339

 

Well well well aint that interesting!! Uncle Biiters, Moonshine, Daisy Cutter, Redleg, Biffen and others  MGGS! certainly have created some Press coverage of late!

 

7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right.

WTF is going on in the world ?

Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex.

Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt.

'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself.

Dave-get out while you still can.

Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned .

Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll.

Dave, note to self.....

Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment .

Cue Stuie......

picket you are an imbecile!

Biffen you are a pig!

I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth.

It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

[Biffen 12,949]

Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD!

I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want.

BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately.

Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell.

Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

Edited April 22, 2016 by Biffen

[Earl Hood 6,152]

10 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD!

I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want.

BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately.

Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell.

Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

I love these high flyers working 8 am to 10.30 pm, really?  Has Mrs Misson ever heard of delegating responsibility to others, to aid their development?  And she wouldn't lack resources at the over subsidised Girls Grammar!

Leader or control freak?

[hemingway 7,633]

41 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right.

WTF is going on in the world ?

Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex.

Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt.

'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself.

Dave-get out while you still can.

Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned .

Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll.

Dave, note to self.....

Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment .

Cue Stuie......

Biff there are times when it is best to remain silent. Although my guess is that you are not the silent type.