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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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CP5 getting closer. Probably next week.

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

CP5 getting closer. Probably next week.

Every time I see CP5, I think of Star Wars for some reason. Mind you, I've never seen a single Star Wars movie. Some would say I've lived a sheltered life.

24 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Every time I see CP5, I think of Star Wars for some reason. Mind you, I've never seen a single Star Wars movie. Some would say I've lived a sheltered life.

Good Lord Mable!!!!! That Canabodia must be backwater indeed.

Those movies had a great influence on me and Jabba the Hutt was my role model. In latter years though he was supeceded by Pizza the hut  

 

R.I.P. Prince ... another music icon passes

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Melbourne Girls Grammar, Catherine Misson Principal, any relation to Dave Misson??

Yes.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/partner-mother-breadwinner-the-changing-face-of-families/story-e6frg8h6-1227007577339

 

Well well well aint that interesting!! Uncle Biiters, Moonshine, Daisy Cutter, Redleg, Biffen and others  MGGS! certainly have created some Press coverage of late!

Edited by picket fence


24 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yes.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/partner-mother-breadwinner-the-changing-face-of-families/story-e6frg8h6-1227007577339

 

Well well well aint that interesting!! Uncle Biiters, Moonshine, Daisy Cutter, Redleg, Biffen and others  MGGS! certainly have created some Press coverage of late!

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right.

WTF is going on in the world ?

Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex.

Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt.

'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself.

Dave-get out while you still can.

Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned .

Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll.

Dave, note to self.....

Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment .

Cue Stuie......

49 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Yes.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/partner-mother-breadwinner-the-changing-face-of-families/story-e6frg8h6-1227007577339

 

Well well well aint that interesting!! Uncle Biiters, Moonshine, Daisy Cutter, Redleg, Biffen and others  MGGS! certainly have created some Press coverage of late!

 

7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right.

WTF is going on in the world ?

Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex.

Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt.

'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself.

Dave-get out while you still can.

Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned .

Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll.

Dave, note to self.....

Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment .

Cue Stuie......

picket you are an imbecile!

Biffen you are a pig!

I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth.

It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD!

I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want.

BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately.

Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell.

Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

Edited by Biffen

 
10 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD!

I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want.

BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately.

Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell.

Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

I love these high flyers working 8 am to 10.30 pm, really?  Has Mrs Misson ever heard of delegating responsibility to others, to aid their development?  And she wouldn't lack resources at the over subsidised Girls Grammar!

Leader or control freak?

41 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right.

WTF is going on in the world ?

Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex.

Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt.

'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself.

Dave-get out while you still can.

Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned .

Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll.

Dave, note to self.....

Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment .

Cue Stuie......

Biff there are times when it is best to remain silent. Although my guess is that you are not the silent type. 


48 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

picket you are an imbecile!

Biffen you are a pig!

I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth.

It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

I thought reruns of the old but gold Channel 10 Program No 96 would be more in your line?? No? What about " The Box' then!, more cosy and comfortable??

And just on the Monarchy, Her Royal Highness and others have made an artform of making a living selling Royalty as an ongoing concern! And the masses have bought it! Not I, I reckon they are the greatest spongers in History! What do they actually bring to the table??

And if I don't post anymore you know that 007 James Bond has assinated me for stating the Bleedin Obvious!

The sooner we become a Republic the happier I will be!!

Edited by picket fence

9 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

R.I.P. Prince ... another music icon passes

Loved Prince since '84.

He personified weirdo unlike any other man apart from BBO that I have ever witnessed.

23 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I thought reruns of the old but gold Channel 10 Program No 96 would be more in your line?? No? What about " The Box' then!, more cosy and comfortable??

And just on the Monarchy, Her Royal Highness and others have made an artform of making a living selling Royalty as an ongoing concern! And the masses have bought it! Not I, I reckon they are the greatest spongers in History! What do they actually bring to the table??

And if I don't post anymore you know that 007 James Bond has assinated me for stating the Bleedin Obvious!

The sooner we become a Republic the happier I will be!!

Leave PP out of this.

He is an opportunistic Greek that has lived off the Taxes of plebs for  ten decades and not showed one bit of gratitude,on the contrary ,belittling contempt.

It doesn't get any better.

Chapeau!

Edited by Biffen

10 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

R.I.P. Prince

Has Lumumba been dropped?


2 hours ago, Biffen said:

Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD!

I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want.

BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately.

Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell.

Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

Edited by Moonshadow

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

Invented well before the Greeks, as written in the Veda's 5000 years ago and graphically depicted in many parts of what we now call India. 

8 hours ago, hemingway said:

Invented well before the Greeks, as written in the Veda's 5000 years ago and graphically depicted in many parts of what we now call India. 

and ernest, from dna analysis it seems that the neanderthals were giving homo sapiens a few sex lessons 100,000 years ago. OD could probably remember.

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

 

9 hours ago, hemingway said:

Invented well before the Greeks, as written in the Veda's 5000 years ago and graphically depicted in many parts of what we now call India. 

 

35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and ernest, from dna analysis it seems that the neanderthals were giving homo sapiens a few sex lessons 100,000 years ago. OD could probably remember.

Jeez you blokes know buggar all!!

Adam and his missus named Evie started it all. They lived in Eden (which is now an over rated town in NSW). Anyway a scientific analysis of the literature carried out by an Irishman named Usher calculated the first bang as it were ( not to be confused with the Big Bang) to have taken place about 4000 years BC . (And likely even before OD)

Our lately silent mod aka the good doctor would be able to confirm this.

 

18 hours ago, hemingway said:

Biff there are times when it is best to remain silent. Although my guess is that you are not the silent type. 

If anything, Biffen is not a shrinking violet.


20 hours ago, Biffen said:

Loved Prince since '84.

He personified weirdo unlike any other man apart from BBO that I have ever witnessed.

You can say that again Biff. Think he was very much in a big bubble at Paisley Park. Had a funny SOH once he allowed some to interview etc apparently. But very unusual character. Amazingly talented though. Purple Rain on the Superbowl was solid given his age. Lost nothing on the guitar. Don't know who arranged the intro/earlier part of that set though. Pretty ordinary. Not on his own with "Celebrity"  weirdness though. Would be a pretty zany world i would imagine.

Some of that weird brought out in this journo's visit to Paisley in 2010 here...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/inside-princes-bizarre-life-paisley-233220

Edited by Rusty Nails

1 hour ago, Rusty Nails said:

You can say that again Biff. Think he was very much in a big bubble at Paisley Park. Had a funny SOH once he allowed some to interview etc apparently. But very unusual character. Amazingly talented though. Purple Rain on the Superbowl was solid given his age. Lost nothing on the guitar. Don't know who arranged the intro/earlier part of that set though. Pretty ordinary. Not on his own with "Celebrity"  weirdness though. Would be a pretty zany world i would imagine.

Some of that weird brought out in this journo's visit to Paisley in 2010 here...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/inside-princes-bizarre-life-paisley-233220

Was one of 50 to see him in Bennetts Lane Jazz Bar in the city.

Saw him at the bar and he looked about 30 so was a big shock to see him die so young.

 

23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

picket you are an imbecile!

Biffen you are a pig!

I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth.

It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

I bet you are following up you civilized and cultured evening by watching the World Figure Skating Championships on SBS this afternoon, Uncle Bitter.

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Apparently this thread is the naughty corner. In more ways than one.

Surely not as Uncle Bitter would never debase himself by posting on this thread if that were true.

Just now, Maple Demon said:

I bet you are following up you civilized and cultured evening by watching the World Figure Skating Championships on SBS this afternoon, Uncle Bitter.

damnit, i knew there was something i was supposed to do today


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