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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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48 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

A champion of diversity, our Biff Biff is.

Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

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    1 minute ago, Biffen said:

    Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

    That does not paint a pretty picture. How under the influence are patrons of your establishment?

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    Just now, Biffen said:

    Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

    that's falking freaky, biffo

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    2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    That does not paint a pretty picture. How under the influence are patrons of your establishment?

    It's funny but that GBH stuff does more good than harm.

    For my business anyway.

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    Did Fence visit your place of business last week, Biff? Might explain some if the strange shyte he was posting.

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

    Might have borrowed Biff's tranny??

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    Never been into trannys, bit like delving into the twilight zone, too many nooks and crannies!

    Nup leave me outa that one!

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

    I expect both back, and both underdone.

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Never been into trannys, bit like delving into the twilight zone, too many nooks and crannies!

    Nup leave me outa that one!

    I was talking about Biffen's other business. Might explain the inspiration for the 'cure' you offered our Uncle Bitter.

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    1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

    I was talking about Biffen's other business. Might explain the inspiration for the 'cure' you offered our Uncle Bitter.

    Yeah but I quantified the area to be treated. Feet only, If other areas were to be included then Friars Balsam would have been a better alternative!

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    8 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Never been into trannys, bit like delving into the twilight zone, too many nooks and crannies!

    Nup leave me outa that one!

    I had my first tranny in the 60's.

    Black and shiny.

    Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going.

    I think it came from Singapore.

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I had my first tranny in the 60's.

    Black and shiny.

    Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going.

    I think it came from Singapore.

    How long did the batteries Last Uncle Bitters, The way you would have used it probably not that long! But the Tranny wouldn't mind, If it was from Singapore it was probably used to just a quick On then Of again!

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    29 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I had my first tranny in the 60's.

    Black and shiny.

    Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going.

    I think it came from Singapore.

    It obviously wasn't an iPhone Bbo.

    Three years is the limit and  that comes from Apple themselves.

    Planned obsolescence is alive and well in 2016.  

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    1 minute ago, old dee said:

    It obviously wasn't an iPhone Bbo.

    Three years is the limit and  that comes from Apple themselves.

    Planned obsolescence is alive and well in 2016.  

    Have to keep the profit margins up. I'm sure Biffen could give us all a lesson or two on how to do that.

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    How long did the batteries Last Uncle Bitters, The way you would have used it probably not that long! But the Tranny wouldn't mind, If it was from Singapore it was probably used to just a quick On then Of again!

    Is that Mrs. pickets view of her yet to experience an orgasm life??

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    It obviously wasn't an iPhone Bbo.

    Three years is the limit and  that comes from Apple themselves.

    Planned obsolescence is alive and well in 2016.  

    The older and less technologically adept I become, the more that word "obsolescence" scares the [censored] out of me.

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    The tranny is such a versatile companion.You can smuggle them in in your jacket,slip them into your pants,or just leave them in the car when they wear out. I go through quite a few in a year but then again I am fairly rough with mine

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    2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    The tranny is such a versatile companion.You can smuggle them in in your jacket,slip them into your pants,or just leave them in the car when they wear out. I go through quite a few in a year but then again I am fairly rough with mine

    I hate to raise it on this forum Biffen but as I have actually had the life changing experience of seeing you slip objects into your pants, ... well let me just say .. I wish I hadn't.

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    51 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I hate to raise it on this forum Biffen but as I have actually had the life changing experience of seeing you slip objects into your pants, ... well let me just say .. I wish I hadn't.

    We have the CC TV footage of you slipping something out of your pants at the foyer in the Gat.

    We can just brush it off as a Malcolm Fraser moment for yourself and let my smuggling operation go unmentioned.

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    Hi Everyone 

    just a heads up to all posters on this thread, as you know I am often called on to dispense life style advice to our more unfortunate brethren but I may not be as accessible as I have been in the past to give this advice.  I have recently been appointed as the lead consultant to the Head of the Office of Medicinal Cannabis for Victoria. It is an onerous position and will take up much of my time but it is for society's good.  

    My one concern is that the new CEO that I have only seen from a distance was wearing a light blue Hawaian Shirt, he did look disturbingly familiar! 

    As a background quote: 

    "The Government will establish an Office of Medicinal Cannabis within the Department of Health and Human Services to oversee the manufacturing, dispensing and clinical aspects of the framework". 

    Feel free to contact me about any "delivery" issues you may have! 

    The Earl 

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    Medicinal cannabis? I didn't realise that glazed bloodshot eyes with dark circles underneath was a sign of good health.

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    Congrats on the new appointment Earl. Sure beats the last one - pole dancing instructor at the Greyhound was never your thing.

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    21 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Hi Everyone 

    just a heads up to all posters on this thread, as you know I am often called on to dispense life style advice to our more unfortunate brethren but I may not be as accessible as I have been in the past to give this advice.  I have recently been appointed as the lead consultant to the Head of the Office of Medicinal Cannabis for Victoria. It is an onerous position and will take up much of my time but it is for society's good.  

    My one concern is that the new CEO that I have only seen from a distance was wearing a light blue Hawaian Shirt, he did look disturbingly familiar! 

    As a background quote: 

    "The Government will establish an Office of Medicinal Cannabis within the Department of Health and Human Services to oversee the manufacturing, dispensing and clinical aspects of the framework". 

    Feel free to contact me about any "delivery" issues you may have! 

    The Earl 

    I can offer free distribution as well as weighing and packaging Earl.i assume it's all free trade blah blah blah and organic ,ethically grown etc etc .When do I show up?

    Very very keen to help.

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    23 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I can offer free distribution as well as weighing and packaging Earl.i assume it's all free trade blah blah blah and organic ,ethically grown etc etc .When do I show up?

    Very very keen to help.

    A selfless soul you are Biffen.

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