The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Yossarian 1,808]

10 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

[beelzebub 22,597]

17 hours ago, Redleg said:

There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

(Note the footy reference).

Was most concerned there for a moment Red

[Redleg 38,199]

5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Was most concerned there for a moment Red

Have no concern, this thread is like a Premiership, it just keeps on giving.

[Moonshadow 16,522]

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Edited January 2, 2016 by Moonshadow

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

Perish the thought if Uncle Bitter unveiled his marrow!

[beelzebub 22,597]

35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Zuchinis, cucumbers anyone ?  

Edited January 2, 2016 by beelzebub

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

9 hours ago, Jesus Hoganshaw said:

That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

Well even I'm surprised that the first customer for my marriage counselling business would be Jesus!

[daisycutter 28,709]

50 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

there goes the huitres naturelles then.......,,,,

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

Little matter to me dc - my preference in most matters is non natural.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

14 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo) 

BBO still has the first penny he earnt.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Is it 1 April already?

[Biffen 12,452]

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

[Moonshadow 16,522]

54 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

I hear he loves a good oyster Kilpatrick though. At least he has some taste.

[pineapple dee 2,892]

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

[Biffen 12,452]

2 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

Nice one rough end!

 

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

[Biffen 12,452]

DC prefers dried out fruit.

Beyond ripe.

Each to his own.

[daisycutter 28,709]

s'pose apricots would be a non-starter for the ladies too

[Moonshadow 16,522]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

More than a mouthful is a waste.

[pineapple dee 2,892]

Would you be quite a regular golfer Biff? I am but I'm having trouble currently with L.O.F.T.  It's holding me back.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,049]

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

[Yossarian 1,808]

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well even I'm surprised that the first customer for my marriage counselling business would be Jesus!

Do I have to bring a wife with me or do you supply one?

[beelzebub 22,597]

I leave the county and the place goes to rack, ruin and ribald 

[daisycutter 28,709]

10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

very nice r&b

and having a mandarin in your garden would come in handy when you wanted to have a political debate with someone

[H_T 2,941]

The Shiek has obviously given butternut pumpkins the green light!