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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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23 minutes ago, Jesus Hoganshaw said:

Definitely stepped into the wrong thread here as well. 

No hang around,  we cover a broad spectrum of topics, from fruit to property development, with a little footy discussion thrown in as well.

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

It should be knocked down to even less than $10mill.

Once Bitters and his country mates come to stay.

I have huge plans for the place-but at the moment I have been housing destitute rurals from Scotsburn in the hope of getting them "hooked" on the Gat after which I will kindly purchase their scorched lands.

You are nothing if not the ultimate opportunist.

 
On 13 December 2015 at 8:39 PM, Biffen said:
On 15 December 2015 at 3:09 PM, Earl Hood said:

RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

So I'll throw out your books along with Hunter S,William Boroughs,Kerouac,Miller,Mailer and any other decent American writer from last century.

Don't worry about the meek-they'll inherit the earth later.

 


Don't worry let it be turned into apartments so that when the bubble bursts and the property market truly crashes in this banana republic we live in and the greed stops, those that live life differently free from material desires which includes the rich tapestry of life that inhabits The Gat. will inherit the vacant apartments. 

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Gee, those ladies that own the Gat are going to get a lot of money for it.

Biff, BBO, I believe they are single.

24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Gee, those ladies that own the Gat are going to get a lot of money for it.

Biff, BBO, I believe they are single.

i believe they are already heavily in debt to biffo..........surprisingly

 

Have a happy and safe Christmas and New Year to one and all.

May the MFC have 10 or more wins in 2016 as OD has predicted and that BBO come back to DL a reformed man.

 

Jolly Eggnogs to one and all.

 


1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Jolly Eggnogs to one and all.

 

Thinking of you all...from Banff

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Have a great Christmas all, and may your New Year be full of wins for the Dees, and as many bananas as you can cope with.

1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Have a great Christmas all, and may your New Year be full of wins for the Dees, and as many bananas as you can cope with.

You too R and B. Boxing Day is a banana sundae ritual for me.

ate while watching the start of  Syd to Hobart.

whether it be the birth of jc, the feast of saturnalia or the birthday of mithra, happy holidays to all demonlanders


From the balmy island of Cozimel in Mexico, can I echo others and just say

Feliz Navidad y un feliz año nuevo a todos en la tierra del diablo! 

May 2016 bring us all numerous victories and the ultimate destruction of the dark force, well I really mean Hawthorn here. 

Well as you look to tuck into your Xmas dinners today its still Xmas eve here in Canada. Wife and I bout to head into town (Banff.....its hard....I know ) for brunch. Think I have to fly the flag. Stackofcakes with banana and Maple syrup (the REAL stuff eh )

Merry Christmas to all my good friends .....and even the others!! Tis the seaon :)

Change of profile pic featuring a few tees that my kids Santa got me for Xmas.

Merry Christmas to all and sundry, 

I'm currently waiting out the front of my local KFC, ready to pick up my bucket of chicken. Such is the way of celebrating Christmas in Nippon.


Melly Clistmas Flaubert-San. 

1 hour ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Merry Christmas to all and sundry, 

I'm currently waiting out the front of my local KFC, ready to pick up my bucket of chicken. Such is the way of celebrating Christmas in Nippon.

Are the Nips really getting bigger????

CBF ,   " shoe kudai oh tet Sudai mas Ka ??????

 
7 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

CBF ,   " shoe kudai oh tet Sudai mas Ka ??????

You been heffing paint thinner? 

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Repetition of word

I do concede my Japanese needs a bit of work. 


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