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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I posted on the other site Hardtack to say I liked it. Lots of talent among the MFC fraternity.

Thanks RL... appreciated.

 

And thanks for the reference to the general site

I too do like my music eclectic as possible so will maintain a bit more of a watch on this

Finally !!!!!

The MFC has just one captain.

Who knows the next new thing the Club may try is to actually win games.

I apologies as the excitment of one captain is just too much for me.

I can not expect the Club to actually win games as well.

 
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Finally !!!!!

The MFC has just one captain.

Who knows the next new thing the Club may try is to actually win games.

I apologies as the excitment of one captain is just too much for me.

I can not expect the Club to actually win games as well.

No pictures?

No pictures?

Don't poke the frog!


No pictures?

I am a reformed Frog

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I am a reformed Frog

More like a Toad without the pictures.

More like a Toad without the pictures.

It appears to me that this forum does need some education on the differences between Frogs and Toads.

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Had the worst banana smoothie ever yesterday. Back to the Paleo.


Haven't heard from Jizza for a while. Score one to the Alpacas. I reckon he's behind the milking shed sucking on a [censored].

I think Jazzy O has drowned himself in cheap shiraz.

I think Jazzy O has drowned himself in cheap shiraz.

heard he was adding metho to his milk - desperate times

heard he was adding metho to his milk - desperate times

Metho straight from the flagon is Biffs forte.

Whilst im not drinking so much,i am busting my lungs for a youno what.

Got a strange feeling we will make 8th place this year,not sure if im going crazy or not.

It was about 120 in the crotch yesterday and i swallowed about 6 stubbies of tassie beer to clear the flies outta throat.

Biff wont milk,wont feed calves,wont clean dairy and just sits and sucks on the bottle all day.Keeps lamenting about the drying up of BBO.

Metho straight from the flagon is Biffs forte.

Whilst im not drinking so much,i am busting my lungs for a youno what.

Got a strange feeling we will make 8th place this year,not sure if im going crazy or not.

It was about 120 in the crotch yesterday and i swallowed about 6 stubbies of tassie beer to clear the flies outta throat.

Biff wont milk,wont feed calves,wont clean dairy and just sits and sucks on the bottle all day.Keeps lamenting about the drying up of BBO.

OMG What have you been drinking?

OMG What have you been drinking?

Too much Tassie beer, obviously ... (or maybe not enough :lol::lol: )


Spent most of today from 6.00AM on GD minding duties at one stage we had a concert complete with microphone guitar etc. ( kids have everything these days )

Well after a few songs PA ran out of songs so I had to use " it's a grand Old Flag"

She looked at me with disdain then when I ended she said " Pa we are supposed to be having fun"

Out of the mouths of babes!

Spent most of today from 6.00AM on GD minding duties at one stage we had a concert complete with microphone guitar etc. ( kids have everything these days )

Well after a few songs PA ran out of songs so I had to use " it's a grand Old Flag"

She looked at me with disdain then when I ended she said " Pa we are supposed to be having fun"

Out of the mouths of babes!

That is the only song I know the words to.

It is a song best song LOUD and out of tune.

My suggestion is to train her young OD, by giving her everything good in blue and red colours and everything bad in the 17 other team colours.

Wait, I would keep her away from the Essendon Colours as it can only end badly for you and her.

Spent most of today from 6.00AM on GD minding duties at one stage we had a concert complete with microphone guitar etc. ( kids have everything these days )

Well after a few songs PA ran out of songs so I had to use " it's a grand Old Flag"

She looked at me with disdain then when I ended she said " Pa we are supposed to be having fun"

Out of the mouths of babes!

And you didn't respond with "This is a special song sung by the Red Wiggle and the Blue Wiggle" ?? :lol: :lol:

Metho straight from the flagon is Biffs forte.

Whilst im not drinking so much,i am busting my lungs for a youno what.

Got a strange feeling we will make 8th place this year,not sure if im going crazy or not.

It was about 120 in the crotch yesterday and i swallowed about 6 stubbies of tassie beer to clear the flies outta throat.

Biff wont milk,wont feed calves,wont clean dairy and just sits and sucks on the bottle all day.Keeps lamenting about the drying up of BBO.

You are definitely nuts jazza -- how else do you explain taken on (the former) BBO in a non-drinking vs non-smoking contest? :) But I am with you about making the 8 ... spirit of '87 and all that :blink:

You are definitely nuts jazza -- how else do you explain taken on (the former) BBO in a non-drinking vs non-smoking contest? :) But I am with you about making the 8 ... spirit of '87 and all that :blink:

Put Biff on the express bus to Romsey this morning{definitely outlived welcome.}

BTW BBO you better check his backpack when he arrives.


Jizza- if I need a cultural dessert to depress me I shall make my way to beech Forrest .

In the meantime,I would rather disembowel myself with a blunt knife than visit a non smoking philistine like yourself.

No offence personally,but I am a sophisticate and cannot abide enduring,proud ,idiocy.

Jizza- if I need a cultural dessert to depress me I shall make my way to beech Forrest .

In the meantime,I would rather disembowel myself with a blunt knife than visit a non smoking philistine like yourself.

No offence personally,but I am a sophisticate and cannot abide enduring,proud ,idiocy.

Hey Biff, been meaning to ask for a while now, have you had a visit lately from your good mate Reginald? You know, quiet odd flying patterns.

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Einstein avatars, no Pictures, abstinence inspired names, I can't take much more of this.

 

Einstein avatars, no Pictures, abstinence inspired names, I can't take much more of this.

keep your chin up,red.......tomorrow will bring a new dawn

Einstein avatars, no Pictures, abstinence inspired names, I can't take much more of this.

Sounds like there is only one thing for it -- banana cake! :)


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