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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Just more obstacles in my way.

I bet your arm is not the slightest bit sore

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    I bet your arm is not the slightest bit sore

    Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?
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    Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

    From having it twisted by WJ is what I was referring to.

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    Judgment day for Hird. Would be shocked if he won, but probably not as shocked as the AFL and ASADA.

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    Have you seen how much I can pile on a fork?

    Try a smaller fork.

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    Try a smaller fork.

    I am pretty good with a spoon as well, unfortunately.
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    I am pretty good with a spoon as well, unfortunately.

    I think it is philosophical friday Redleg.

    I have a couple of friends who have serious aliments and are looking emaciated.

    They would love to be a few kilos over weight.

    When every I look in the mirror and think I could do with losing a bit I think of them.

    There are far worst things than being a bit over weight.

    Enjoy the extra kilos.

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    I think it is philosophical friday Redleg.

    I have a couple of friends who have serious aliments and are looking emaciated.

    They would love to be a few kilos over weight.

    When every I look in the mirror and think I could do with losing a bit I think of them.

    There are far worst things than being a bit over weight.

    Enjoy the extra kilos.

    Far too serious OD.
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    Far too serious OD.

    Yes but just the mood I am in today.

    Struggling to see the sunshine, that could change dramatically around 2.30pm.

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    Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

    The world looks so much clearer now.

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    Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

    The world looks so much clearer now.

    Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter? :blink::blink:

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    Oh Joy my day has blown into a full shiny summers day

    The world looks so much clearer now.

    Time to get into the banana smoothies.
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    Rumour has it that there's a huge garage sale in Toorak on Sunday and punters might be able to pick up a Brownlow Medal on the cheap.

    The property owner's credibility is for sale as well. Won't get much though.

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    Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter? :blink::blink:

    Check the time R and B

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    Rumour has it that there's a huge garage sale in Toorak on Sunday and punters might be able to pick up a Brownlow Medal on the cheap.

    Next stop could be the High Court to meet James' need for closure. Thank God the Privy Council isn't still an option!

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    Check the time R and B

    Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? :blink:

    By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ... :lol:

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    Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? :blink:

    By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ... :lol:

    Oh God that is what I was on about.

    Hird lost improved my day.

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    Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

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    Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

    N E W S !

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    Just get the feeling Hird's legal stoush is being funded by others.

    as i suspect is his salary

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    The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts.

    Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve.

    Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety)

    Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

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    The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts.

    Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve.

    Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety)

    Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

    so bbo, you must be an absentee farmer then

    or do your infrequent teaching hours and extensive holidays allow for a bit of hobby farming supervision now and then

    must be a great tax deductible and all that discounted diesel to get to school

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    All of the above dc. However when the tough times come ( ie the paper is late, the toilet blocks, Biffen tries to cadge a free lunch) that's when the real Alpaca farmers stand up!!!

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