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could have sworn it was you.........

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my bad !! :)

Might be my shadow bottom right corner.

Certainly look like my cows though,Notice they are not eating enough to make more product and are playing to camera.

Also note they are eating towards the sun{smart girls}

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i think bub you are getting confused between sheep and cows

sheep are ths short hairy ones and that wasn't jazza doing the delivery

Need chains and a 4 wheeler for cows,sheep farmer has it easy.

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thank you o wise aristotle.

as tacitus said "It is the rare fortune of these days that a man may think what he likes and say what he thinks."

do you think he had demonland in mind?

Not unless he also said "indulge in groupthink, include weird gifs and let BBO and Biff argue it out in all threads" :blink::blink:

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Was it Copernicus or Nostradamus who played CHB for us in the 50's?

Copernicus. He would run around the oval all the time. Nostradamus made money by taking bets on our matches, and writing incomprehensible match reports. :lol:

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hmm chains, you could revolutionise obstetrics jazza

you should change jobs, you could make a mint but not sure about a fwd in the operating room

If No1 son was here,id get him to post video.

Sheep farmers are considered the pillow biters of the farming industry,along with fairy floss south american pig trotter farmers.

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Just had an almond nut milk smoothie with banana ( of course ) for brekkie. Interesting taste.

One normally inserts "interesting" when trying to decide what form of vile to use !!

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Just had an almond nut milk smoothie with banana ( of course ) for brekkie. Interesting taste.

I have had it before and am amazed how much milk you get out of them!. Should have thrown in some berries as well!

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I have had it before and am amazed how much milk you get out of them!. Should have thrown in some berries as well!

Keep drinking them and get all your/you're friends to drink them and get them to get thier friends to drink them.

Fanks.

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I don't think enlisting Clit's "friends" will do much for your already bloated farmer's bank balance Jizza.

Bout to take a holiday in Lake Bolac this year.Caravan fees gone up

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Bout to take a holiday in Lake Bolac this year.Caravan fees gone up

spare no expense .

the mrs must have earned it a million times over,

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spare no expense .

the mrs must have earned it a million times over,

Must be a few late nighters still kicking about?

Max profit time of year?

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Quelle horreur !!

actually theres a couple that arent too shabby ..now I sorta remember hazily !!

actually the Bubbly is only $15 in a box form DM's.a steal really

Tasted a sparkling Gammay from Ross Gehrig

Ross has been making excellent wines for many years and is one of our squash club members.

We are fortunate to finish the night off often with a few samples from the region.

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To you wine experts, is a Pinot always a Noir, or are they different reds.

Also isn't a Pinot Grigio white?

Noir means black and Grigio means grey.

Grigio is a table white, unspectacular.

Noir is the subject of countless books.

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And film noir with its sultry sirens.

Most of the movies you watch have very little story or dialogue to them.

It must get annoying having to put the coin in the slot during each scene.

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