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I picked you for that

Usually pretty happy.

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24 an even two dozen. How will we last?

What are you counting Redneck?

Days till parole?

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What are you counting Redneck?

Days till parole?

No Silly

The number of days until you get drafted to the Bomberblitz forum.

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No Silly

The number of days until you get drafted to the Bomberblitz forum.

As a delisted free agent????
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As a delisted free agent????

It true to say free Agents never stay at the MFC,

But Biff never does anything for free.

He will be voted off the island by the rest of the Demonland membership.

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[censored]'s doing well at GWS isn't he?

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[censored]'s doing well at GWS isn't he?

Who?

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[censored]'s doing well at GWS isn't he?

Go to the back of the class jnr

That name is forbidden on here

Oh Same on you

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Go to the back of the class jnr

That name is forbidden on here

Oh Same on you

This is the only [censored] I know of

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[censored]'s doing well at GWS isn't he?

Who is he riding in the Cup? Isn't he a jockey? :lol: Edited by Whispering_Jack
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This is the only [censored] I know of

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If that is a genuine photograph of the person who can't be named then either the GWS fitness and conditioning staff have worked wonders with him since he left Melbourne or Stephen Dank's been doing some under cover work in West Sydney.

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This is the only [censored] I know of

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Ah Dana, the only one with that name that I would want to see a picture of. Loved the X files.

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Ah Dana, the only one with that name that I would want to see a picture of. Loved the X files.

Dana?

You mean Voldemort has not only done the sex change thing but changed his name as well?

That'll make him/her completely at home at the Gat now, won't it?

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Dana?

You mean Voldemort has not only done the sex change thing but changed his name as well ?

That'll make him/her completely at home at the Gat now, won't it?

Surely you know the truth is out there Jack !!

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Melbourne Cup eve and what are we all doing? I am preparing for a big day (got a relo who has a runner - donkey) so will be there. Tonight we are opening a few/ several bottles and doing a calcutta. Beers are flowing and keyboard is ready!

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Trying to avoid reading the parts of your posts about grog Crint. You make it very hard for a fella to have an AFD or two per week.

Tomorrow - catching up with some mates at a Carnegie pub to watch a few of the races.

Who are your favourites in the Cup?

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Melbourne Cup eve and what are we all doing? I am preparing for a big day (got a relo who has a runner - donkey) so will be there. Tonight we are opening a few/ several bottles and doing a calcutta. Beers are flowing and keyboard is ready!

That sounds all right !! :)

Enjoy...and good luck.

Go you good horse !

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Trying to avoid reading the parts of your posts about grog Crint. You make it very hard for a fella to have an AFD or two per week.

Tomorrow - catching up with some mates at a Carnegie pub to watch a few of the races.

Who are your favourites in the Cup?

An AFD? what is that, another frog death? Have had a good run in the biggies so going for a box tri - 3, 5, 11 & 22

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That sounds all right !! :)

Enjoy...and good luck.

Go you good horse !

Mr O'Ceirn will need it!

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Mr O'Ceirn will need it!

Mate my ol Da had Gee gees.. . lovely pets !!! ^_^

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I wonder what dc is up to? There must be plenty of cup eve functions out Borewood way. He'll probably shag some rich old blue rinser then escort he to the cup tomorrow. Her tickets, hamper and taxi of course!

He'll probably touch up her daughter later. No shame at all!

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