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Who are the most annoying three players in the AFL?

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A couple of you have nailed it already but:

1. Boomer Harvey

2. Milne

3. Ballantyne/Robinson tie

Harvey in particular irrates me.

 

Oh I forgot so many. Brad Dick has to be up there. Never plays well, except against us. And carries on like a child whenever he kicks a goal.

Campbell Brown is a sniping thug who can't actually play football.

Brent Harvey is a whinging, hypocritical stager. Pity he's a star otherwise.

 

Steven Baker

Steven Milne

Steven (it must be the name)somewhere else


This thread was started immediately following a game where Jake King was prominent.

Enough said as far as the No 1 goes.

Hayden Ballantyne from Freo is clearly a very irritating player to play against, but amusing to watch from a distance.

Brent Harvey a definite podium finish. Something just so... grating, about that guy. He's smooth like sandpaper.

Hmm... throw in the Tip Rat and it looks like being short in AFL = being annoying.

There should be a whole other category for players who may or may no be annoying themselves but become annoying because of all the stupid hype around them. Adam Goodes at least doesn't seem to milk it so much, but Lance Franklin, Alan Didak and the like, yep, definitey a whole other category.

Oh, and Kyle Reimers needs his own category, too. He even annoys himself.

 

Milne, Harvey, Mitch Robinson

This.

Harvey my number 1 by an absolute mile. He is filth.

Honorable mention to Campbell "I'm here just to beat you up" Brown, and Chad "I'm a tool and I love myself for it" Cornes.

King

Milne

Harvey


Jake King

Stephen Milne

Alan Didak

+1

A few votes for Juddy here, surely you can think of more annoying guys than Chris Judd.

I have a soft spot for Boomer, met him at work and he got me a signed Roos jumper for my North-supporting grandmother.

1. Nick Maxwell

2. Patrick Dangerfield

3. Eddie betts

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Milne

Harvey

Brad Dick

Dishonourable mention to Didak

What's Brad Dick ever done wrong? I don't mind Dick.


  1. Pendlebury
  2. Franklin
  3. Judd

Because they don't play for us and all were Demons supporters

Knew about the other two but not Pendles.

That sucks.

What's Brad Dick ever done wrong? I don't mind Dick.

Neither do I, as long as it is mine. I worry about you though.

1. Stephen Milne- Flat out tool. No arguments there.

2.Buddy Franklin- gets the annoying tag due to the supporters sick love for the guy. Every time he goes near the ball the Hawks supporters reach for whatever it is they have in their pants and start going for it. "Budddyyyyyyyyy". Every time he goes near the f'ing thing!! Even if it is a contested mark on the wing "Buddddyyyyyyy".

3. Dale Thomas- Has there ever been a more "outside" player in the AFL? Speak to Collingwood supporters and they say 'He just knows where to be to get the footy in the best position". Everyone thinks he is just soft as for not being able to win a contested footy. GWS bound hopefully so he can be exposed for the soft footballer he really is.

Dale Thomas soft????? Come off it mate. Love his guts, extreme pace, ball handling ,marking, kicking. Did you see him today against Adelaide when the chips were down? He was an absolute inspiration for his team.Would welcome him to the Dees in a flash.

Harvey, Didak and Aaron Davey.

By you naming Aaron Davey, I don't think your HEART BEATS TRUE at all. Support your players when they are going through a bad patch FPS!


By you naming Aaron Davey, I don't think your HEART BEATS TRUE at all. Support your players when they are going through a bad patch FPS!

BM, I have supported Aaron for years and am becoming increasingly annoyed by the fact that he continues not to show what he is capable of. In saying that, he isn't helped by the coach.

I would love nothing more for him to switch back to being a defensive forward and goal kicker. That's when he really set the team alight and when I used to salivate watching him run down opposition backs and kick goals out of the air.

I don't mind Dick.

There's some things you just don't share of a football forum.

Milne and Harvey for obvious reasons

Jack Reiwoldt for being a petulant brat

 

BM, I have supported Aaron for years and am becoming increasingly annoyed by the fact that he continues not to show what he is capable of. In saying that, he isn't helped by the coach.

I would love nothing more for him to switch back to being a defensive forward and goal kicker. That's when he really set the team alight and when I used to salivate watching him run down opposition backs and kick goals out of the air.

Do you really think he's not trying? Form is a funny thing. Get out of form and it takes time to find it again. He needs our SUPPORT at this time not bagging. He'll come good don't you worry.

Brett Harvey - little schoolyard sneaky dobber; the retaliator always gets pinged

Milne & Montagna - reasons well known to most

Maxwell - always having a whinge if he doesn't get the free, or is penalised.


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