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Jack Grimes

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just reported on news he is out 4 the year mith a navicular problem massive blow

Just saw it. FFS Grimes must have done something wrong to the big guy upstairs. Poor bugger.

Far out, he looks fine in the photo.

This is [censored].

 

Grimes has broken his navicular bone. Would be surprised if we saw him back this year.

Navicular is complicated. I hate to make the comparison, but it's similar to Matthew Egan's bad break which in the end, force him to retire.

Any apologies to thedemonwithin?

same injury to garland aswell so not all doom and gloom when talked up as matthew egans injury


FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU! :( :( so shattered!!!

Also Spencer has done his ACL. So much for our small injury list.

FFS we cannot catch a break!!!

 

Any apologies to thedemonwithin?

Yes from me- however all I said was I hope he was not making it up- unfortunately he had the right mail.

hurry back to fitness Jordie McKenzie and Tommy Scully!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu


I need a stiff drink. Frank out for the year!!!

This means Morton will get a game-He doesn't deserve one yet. Needs to learn how to tackle...

Grimes has broken his navicular bone. Would be surprised if we saw him back this year.

Navicular is complicated. I hate to make the comparison, but it's similar to Matthew Egan's bad break which in the end, force him to retire.

You were right "the demonwithin" well done on your info, hopefully next time its a good news story.

Now hopefully Grimes recovers quickly and to 100%

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I hate life so much sometimes. Had to be the week before we played the Kangas too didn't it. Goddamn.

Oh well. Evans, Nicholson and Blease all might get a chance soon.

If I remember correctly, we banned a poster for 12 for spreading misinformation about an injury allegedly sustained by Jack Grimes a couple of years ago.

I would suggest that our moderators will be consistent on this issue if the information turns out to be incorrect again this time (as I hope is the case).

Twelve months is a long time but in that instance the poster was given the opportunity to 'fess up and show remorse but that didn't happen on that occasion.

OMG OMG OMG. I just noticed an Injury Rumour thread other than this one . Quick Whispering Jack go and assert your dominance on that thread!

In this day and age alot of people know alot of people. If a person is confident in what they preach, they are 100% entitled to withhold their sources from people they have never met.

The disdain that some people showed a new poster trying to pass on information about the club that he had heard and nice enough to share is a disgrace.

5000 posts on a site doesn't mean you're a better or more informed supporter than the next person.

 

I need a stiff drink. Frank out for the year!!!

This means Morton will get a game-He doesn't deserve one yet. Needs to learn how to tackle...

Just make sure that he is taught the MRP Safety First Way!

First - politely ask the gentleman with the ball if he would be so kind as to allow you to partake in a tackling exercise

Second - Once you have his consent, then try to make arrangements for both parties to be stationary

Third - once stationary, now consider the best angle to approach applying your arms around the gentleman's body - but ONLY in the 5cm area in the thorax region. If this part is not covered by his arms, which must be free to protect himself at all times were he to collapse, then do NOT apply said tackle

Fourth - Once all preconditions are met (and assuming the gentleman has not scurried 100m away for a goal) please feel free to apply said tackle

I need a stiff drink. Frank out for the year!!!

This means Morton will get a game-He doesn't deserve one yet. Needs to learn how to tackle...

Let him train with the Melbourne Storm- that may help.


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