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Many of us know the story of Samson of old testament fame whose strength lie in his locks. The parralels between he and Lynden are stark.

Clearly the mo has some shortcomings, it has the appearance of a well manicured nomadic eyebrow. For the sake of Lynden's career and the MFC it surely has to stay.

His performance amongst the opposite sex will surely have nosedived since it's appearance. Perhaps we can organise some volunteers or "martyrs" if you will. Please ladies...for the sake of the football club!

Four score and several seasons ago our Dunn brought forth on our team a new Mo conceived in eccentricity, and dedicated to the proposition that not all players are created equal and that only those who are really out there persona wise are likely to attain any cult following and really f#$K with their opponents tiny minds.

At a time of bland conformity, of carefully manicured metrosexuality and minder manipulated player "products" he boldly goes where only Austrian privates previously passed. Do not mock the MO brother Demon! Stand by him and defend his individuality, his eccentricity - he is different as we that are Melbourne are different. Ask not what his Mo does for him! Ask instead what we can do for the Mo - for the Mo is as the Jo and together they form the MoJo. Verilly I say brother (not fully knowing what verilly means)that it is the MoJo which inspires the pot from outside 50 which is the Dunn thing. At the rising of the sun and at the gathering of the froth at the lip we will remember him and his Mo.

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Four score and several seasons ago our Dunn brought forth on our team a new Mo conceived in eccentricity, and dedicated to the proposition that not all players are created equal and that only those who are really out there persona wise are likely to attain any cult following and really f#$K with their opponents tiny minds.

At a time of bland conformity, of carefully manicured metrosexuality and minder manipulated player "products" he boldly goes where only Austrian privates previously passed. Do not mock the MO brother Demon! Stand by him and defend his individuality, his eccentricity - he is different as we that are Melbourne are different. Ask not what his Mo does for him! Ask instead what we can do for the Mo - for the Mo is as the Jo and together they form the MoJo. Verilly I say brother (not fully knowing what verilly means)that it is the MoJo which inspires the pot from outside 50 which is the Dunn thing. At the rising of the sun and at the gathering of the froth at the lip we will remember him and his Mo.

Outstanding!

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I love the mo. Everytime I look at him I am expecting him to pull out a Tommy gun and start commenting about wiseguys, see?

I think he might be like myself. Requires an extra 6 months to participate in Movember.

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I think he might be like myself. Requires an extra 6 months to participate in Movember.

Half your luck! Give me the full year and I might JUST be ready to participate in 2011...

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Four score and several seasons ago our Dunn brought forth on our team a new Mo conceived in eccentricity, and dedicated to the proposition that not all players are created equal and that only those who are really out there persona wise are likely to attain any cult following and really f#$K with their opponents tiny minds.

At a time of bland conformity, of carefully manicured metrosexuality and minder manipulated player "products" he boldly goes where only Austrian privates previously passed. Do not mock the MO brother Demon! Stand by him and defend his individuality, his eccentricity - he is different as we that are Melbourne are different. Ask not what his Mo does for him! Ask instead what we can do for the Mo - for the Mo is as the Jo and together they form the MoJo. Verilly I say brother (not fully knowing what verilly means)that it is the MoJo which inspires the pot from outside 50 which is the Dunn thing. At the rising of the sun and at the gathering of the froth at the lip we will remember him and his Mo.

Brother in Bailey.

The words you speak are true, surely you are a prophet.

According to the book of Akermanis "with greater head punchability great deeds will come henceforth."

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Four score and several seasons ago our Dunn brought forth on our team a new Mo conceived in eccentricity, and dedicated to the proposition that not all players are created equal and that only those who are really out there persona wise are likely to attain any cult following and really f#$K with their opponents tiny minds.

At a time of bland conformity, of carefully manicured metrosexuality and minder manipulated player "products" he boldly goes where only Austrian privates previously passed. Do not mock the MO brother Demon! Stand by him and defend his individuality, his eccentricity - he is different as we that are Melbourne are different. Ask not what his Mo does for him! Ask instead what we can do for the Mo - for the Mo is as the Jo and together they form the MoJo. Verilly I say brother (not fully knowing what verilly means)that it is the MoJo which inspires the pot from outside 50 which is the Dunn thing. At the rising of the sun and at the gathering of the froth at the lip we will remember him and his Mo.

I was a Dunn Mo-hater, not anymore. That is one of the best posts i've ever seen here.

THE MO STAYS! :)

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Samson had hair

Dunn has a Moe.

Shave it and his power will go with it.

But seriously, how freakin cool is Lynden Dunn! If you do not get what he is about he may be a tad too cool for you!

The Dude reeks of it.....what is "it"? If you do not know, then you certainly do not have "it"!

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If he shaves it off and goes back to being ordinary then everybody in this thread who spoke out about it should hang their head in shame.

P.S - This issue has the power to be the most divisive to our club since we gave Gutnick the arse.

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