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Demonland Prediction of the Week

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Late Change - Bail in..

Dunn to have a super game..

Scully to run riot!

Watts to keep improving

 

WattsHappening to have 17pots at the royal/cricketers arms before the game,

Jones to Have 25 Touches and Bang 2 through the big ones,

Watts to kick 4

 

Watts to have a breakout game - 3 goals, and enough important stats (ie contested marks) to prove he was a good pick!

...but then again, Jurrah may steal his thunder!

watts to kick 4 have 22 disposals, get rising star nomination.

Umpires will favour us untill essendon fans start booing them and then they will let essendon get away with anything and penalise us for everything.


watts to kick 4 have 22 disposals, get rising star nomination.

This!

James Frawley will accidentally bowl over the Essendon runner who - typically - was spending far too much time on the ground anyway. Runner will need a stretcher.

 

My predictions:

1) Deevout to eat too much at the Presidents Luncheon

2) The round passes without Miller getting a belting on this site

3) Demons by 28 points

LOL!

You forgot drink to much...


Another prediction: Jordie McKenzie to get 26 touches, but no nomination again

I'd like to see Aaron start on the bench to avoid him getting sucked into a retaliatory mindset caused by pre bounce "attention"


Cheney to develop a mysterious illness and Bail to come into the side

Jurrah and Sylvia to repeats last weeks perfomance with 6 goals between them.

Headlines will be : KNIGHTS NEXT TO GO?!

You have stolen mine..

so I will go with Jurrah and Watts to kick 10 goals between them and all hailing our awsome forward line.

great thread Joeboy btw. I like it.

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Bailey to forget he is coaching the demons and make no moves in the last quarter when we desperately need to do something different in the last quarter.


MFC to finish the year at 15th just above west coast...

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And the winner is ...

Over to you Joeboy. You're the judge!

Firstly , anyone who offered more than 1 prediction was immediately disqualified for not adhering to the rules .

Honorable mentions must be given to ' Demon Dave ' and 'Grandson of Gun' but from my point of view there were no clear winners and the jackpot is doubled for next week's game .

 

How true!

Sylvia to be BOG. (3 goals, 31 touches).

Wow- i was close. 29 touches. 2 goals. In the best.

Green for last goal

For Melbourne, yes

Headlines will be : KNIGHTS NEXT TO GO?!

Probably

Melbourne kicks the first goal of the game.

Supporters in shock!

We weren't in shock, but yep :D


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