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Demonland Prediction of the Week

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Late Change - Bail in..

Dunn to have a super game..

Scully to run riot!

Watts to keep improving

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    WattsHappening to have 17pots at the royal/cricketers arms before the game,

    Jones to Have 25 Touches and Bang 2 through the big ones,

    Watts to kick 4

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    Watts to have a breakout game - 3 goals, and enough important stats (ie contested marks) to prove he was a good pick!

    ...but then again, Jurrah may steal his thunder!

    watts to kick 4 have 22 disposals, get rising star nomination.

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    Umpires will favour us untill essendon fans start booing them and then they will let essendon get away with anything and penalise us for everything.

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    watts to kick 4 have 22 disposals, get rising star nomination.

    This!

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    James Frawley will accidentally bowl over the Essendon runner who - typically - was spending far too much time on the ground anyway. Runner will need a stretcher.

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    My predictions:

    1) Deevout to eat too much at the Presidents Luncheon

    2) The round passes without Miller getting a belting on this site

    3) Demons by 28 points

    LOL!

    You forgot drink to much...

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    Another prediction: Jordie McKenzie to get 26 touches, but no nomination again

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    I'd like to see Aaron start on the bench to avoid him getting sucked into a retaliatory mindset caused by pre bounce "attention"

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    Cheney to develop a mysterious illness and Bail to come into the side

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    Jurrah and Sylvia to repeats last weeks perfomance with 6 goals between them.

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    Headlines will be : KNIGHTS NEXT TO GO?!

    You have stolen mine..

    so I will go with Jurrah and Watts to kick 10 goals between them and all hailing our awsome forward line.

    great thread Joeboy btw. I like it.

    Edited by The Great One 99

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    Bailey to forget he is coaching the demons and make no moves in the last quarter when we desperately need to do something different in the last quarter.

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    And the winner is ...

    Over to you Joeboy. You're the judge!

    Firstly , anyone who offered more than 1 prediction was immediately disqualified for not adhering to the rules .

    Honorable mentions must be given to ' Demon Dave ' and 'Grandson of Gun' but from my point of view there were no clear winners and the jackpot is doubled for next week's game .

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    How true!

    Sylvia to be BOG. (3 goals, 31 touches).

    Wow- i was close. 29 touches. 2 goals. In the best.

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    Green for last goal

    For Melbourne, yes

    Headlines will be : KNIGHTS NEXT TO GO?!

    Probably

    Melbourne kicks the first goal of the game.

    Supporters in shock!

    We weren't in shock, but yep :D

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