Roger Mellie

Not

We could start a book: John Ralph $2.50 Purple $2.75 Jay Clark $3.00 Slobbo $3.50

I suspect Richmond have offered him ridiculous dollars, hence the inflated asking price

Tuck shop lady

I'm sure it could be sweetened if necessary, but I do see it as a pretty good win all around. Blues would be very keen to get Mitchell.

Melbourne: Out T Mac IN: Weitering Sydney: Out T Mitchell In T Mac Carlton: Out Weitering In T Mitchell Everybody's happy (well me anyway)

*Bernese Mountain Dog, as in from Bern (Switzerland). Have crossed paths with them before. Nice pooches that fair better in the Swiss Alps than in Melb.

Being a slow night, I read the crapola on the AFL site about who's chasing who in the trade caper for next year. Nick Bowen was the 'expert,' and therefore must be the understudy to 'guru' Callum Twomy. Anyway the gist of it was (i.e., rumour mongering), we are into Prestia (along with Richmond, not so much Carlton) and Hibberd. The only mention of Hurley was that he would either be at Essendon or an interstate club . There is interest in Jetta (one other Vic Club and presumed WA club/s), T-Mac (Sydney) and Watts which might explain the contract delays. All expected to stay at Melb. No mention of Hogan (praise the lord)

If he's got until the end of 2017, I'm happy to see what Goodwin and Macca can do with him.

Humour? Not the 60th time around. It's boring.

+1

Would love him, but would potentially miss 16-22 weeks a year through injury - like every other year! So that's a no

I would rather listen to the tinkling of cutlery and chit chat than some blowhard like BT.

I'm ashamed I overlooked Travis Cloke. Must have been in a rush.

Couldn't they have pinged that first gamer for acting?

I thought Frost handled the conditions superbly. He played like it was a dry day. He burned off his opponents coming out of the backline. It was very impressive. The serious shortcomings are his kicking and decision making.

Spot on. One clean possession

North Freo Brisvegas

Yes and always room for an upgrade

Looks sideways, looks sideways, looks sideways.... and kicks it out on the full

I haven't read every post, but who's his manager? If it's the same twit that looks after Dustin Martin or Travis Cloke, then I wouldn't read much into it. PS Wishing all the best to Travis Cloke in holding the club to ransom this time around!

I'm outraged! Viv should be captain, Frost should be booting OMac into tomorrow and Spence should be first ruck to let Gawn have a snooze in the forward line. I just blew up my membership card. Does that help?

6 Hogan 5 Stretch 4 Bugg 3 Jones 2 Oliver 1 Garland

You're just looking for someone to fill the Toump void. Stay tuned folks, another 500 identical posts to follow.