Everything posted by chookrat
-
Umpires hate Melbourne
While I have no sources to speak of either inside or outside the club, I have it on good authority that as we speak Perty, Mahn's and Toddy are planning to visit a number of AFL and senior umpiring figures to let them know that t here is a new dog in town "Perty" and that they had best learn their place or else sleep with the fishies. On a side note, a couple of minutes before the players run up the race to go through the banner we should do he warriors chant - "Warriors, warriors, come out to pla-ay". The club could play it over the speakers, it would be awesome.
-
Concerned about Jack
You sir are a very limited poster. Jack is building nicely and I'm confident he will absolutely dominate games in the back half of this season.
-
Goal kicking - is it the yips or something deeper
I put it solely down to the players not attending the 2017 camp.
-
Concerned about Jack
Jack will be fine, I reckon he's learned to temper his intensity while his body and conditioning improve and we will see him dominating games in the back half of the year.
-
Not sticking up for Max
There is merit in physically dominating our opponent in general play and also at moments like this we need to be assertive in dealing with behavior such as Vardy's. It's not acceptable to give away a free but we can certainly get up in his face and dare him to back down or escalate.
-
Goal kicking - is it the yips or something deeper
It's ibviously because we didn't review last years prelim final loss.
- POSTGAME: Rd 09 vs West Coast
- GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs West Coast
-
Oskar Baker
Oskar showing alot. With Melky out for at least the next month I can see Oskar getting a good run at it in the middle and up forward.
- GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs West Coast
-
Oskar Baker
Saw him speak on the club website and he's got some real conviction, a quiet confidence, that makes me comfortable he will thrive on the big stage. Similare to Hore in that way.
-
Changes vs West Coast
Next thing people on here will complain that its because the players didn't review the game. I reckon we will do something innovative, like build a human triangle in front of goal.
-
Tom Boyd retires
I believe the salary cap for early retirement is treated differently for trades v free agents
-
Changes vs West Coast
I second this - Petracca has been one of our best players for the past month and while Jeffy doesn't get alot of 'stats' he has been an important part of our ability to retain the ball in our forward 50.
-
Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ
It wouldn't be to difficult to do some late night missions to 'adjust' the fence line around Gotch's over a period of 3 - 6 months. Something I hope Pert is planning with Mahoney and the boys as we discuss this topic.
-
Changes vs West Coast
Cale Morton went to West Coast for pick 200 but was delisted shortly after so he wont play. But Tim Smith would be a good chance.
-
Changes vs West Coast
I reckon Tim Smith to get the call up rather than Petty. Petty is built like Cale Morton.
-
PREGAME: Rd 09 vs West Coast
What's with all the negativity? I'll be furious if we dont win by at least 8 goals. If 5 days of the team watching the prelim final replay while Goody and Macca eyeball each player yelling "You're a c$&t" doesn't spur us to win big then I'm afraid all is lost. Dees!
-
Sam Lowson
He will need a haircut if he wants to play for Melbourne.
-
Injury List - Season 2019
4-5 weeks is a rebrand of the old 4-6 week injury which is usually season ending and then causes problems for at least the next season. It's a change that Gary Pert made to stamp his name on our Footy Department and show he means business.
-
Injury List - Season 2019
Awesome, we almost have enough to field a team of the living dead
-
Injury List - Season 2019
For all we know he could have been out for 10 weeks if he hadn't come back on the ground
-
Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ
Haha, thanks
-
Ablett wins appeal. System is broken
I'd argue their is consistency it's just that the 'override' formula which takes into account bookies odds is not available to the general public. I listened to Michael Christianson's explanatiom tonight and all I heard was "Blah blah blah, betting odds Ablett, insufficient force, sportsbet"
-
Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ
As an alternative we could remain at Gotch's paddock and build our admin and training facilities in sewer system, kind of like Bane's home in The Dark Night.