Yossarian

Put the tampon back in, mate.

The Nuggets Revival Band.

Have heard that Shannon Byrnes might be retiring from AFL this year. Make of it what you will. (Source: MFC website)

Not sure if you're aware mate, but recruiting decisions aren't based on a Demonland consensus.

Congrats Jess, great effort. To the moderators: I think picket fence has earned some time off for his posts in this thread.

May not agree with much of the OP's list, but I do like reading these things. Cheers for the effort, guy.

I'll be surprised if we can't jag a couple more wins and avoid the spoon. Won't be too disappointed though, except on the days we lose. At least we have a decent recruitment team now and the drafts aren't compromised anymore, that and we've shown that we're on the way up. Apologies to any potential supporters who don't sign up thanks to my ambivalence. I'm interested to see where Richmond finish up. With their current run of good form they have every chance to finish 9th again. Will be hilarious.

Thanks man, but don't worry about me. Life's only that hard for your good self.

Must be fun being that grumpy. I know one of my favourite things is sitting down and being angry in front of the internet. Makes bananas taste so much sweeter after a good bout of nonsensical vitriol unleashed on a footy forum.

You actually are Caro hey

I hadn't taken much notice of her until seeing her on footy classified where her only questions centred around trying to draw controversy out of Roosy missing an informal dinner because of other commitments. She was trying to draw scandal out of nothing at all and it just came across as bitter.

Looks a pro gamer leaving his mum's basement for the first time this month to attend a Halloween themed Lan party.

You are ridiculous.

I don't see how it relates.

Now send me money.

How bout you robustly fist yourself.

I'll take it.

Roosy was impressive as always. Hutchy said at the end of the interview we could talk to you all night and I thought yeah, I would have happily sit here listening to Roosy for a few hours. Still hard to believe he's actually our coach. As for the rest of the show, was the first time I've seen it and it was pretty bad. Four people with terrible opinions at a table arguing with each other. And Caro... What a horrible, spiteful person. Glad I tuned in for the Stuart Dew backstory and how the search for a successor is taking shape.

Why not go support Richmond, you stain.

You are the greatest among us.

Kiss Caro, she said it.

Has Beezlebub always been this asinine? I remember him being at least readable, but now pretty much everything he says is ridiculous.

What kind of knobhead talks about 'his spies' on an internet forum?

Thanks for the inane advice.