Yossarian

Not sure it counts as sarcasm as this point.

Not sure how to say this without being melodramatic, but I would lose interest in AFL as a sport if Nathan Jones left us via free agency next year.

That is an excellent quote.

Oh that is hilarious

Changing my stance again from 'well, whatever' to 'welcome aboard HL, sorry for all the dickbags'.

If Nate Jones won't re-sign this year, should we trade him?

Totally gruntled.

Anyone else have their noodle set off to yankee doodle?

Verse 1 There's a feeling comes a-stealing, And it sets my brain a-reeling, When I'm list'ning to the music of a military band. Any tune like "Yankee Doodle" Simply sets me off my noodle, It's that patriotic something that no one can understand. "Way down South, in the land of cotton," Melody untiring, Ain't that inspiring? Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll join the jubilee! And that's going some, for the Yankees, by gum! Red, White and Blue, I am for you! Honest, you're a grand old flag! Verse 2 I'm no cranky hanky panky, I'm a dead square, honest Yankee, And I'm mighty proud of that old flag that flies for Uncle Sam. Though I don't believe in raving Ev'ry time I see it waving, There's a chill runs up my back that makes me glad I'm what I am. Here's a land with a million soldiers, That's if we should need 'em, We'll fight for freedom! Hurrah! Hurrah! For ev'ry Yankee Tar, And old G.A.R., ev'ry stripe, ev'ry star. Red, White and Blue, hats off to you! Honest, you're a grand old flag! Chorus You're a grand old flag, You're a high-flying flag, And forever in peace may you wave. You're the emblem of the land I love, The home of the free and the brave. Ev'ry heart beats true 'Neath the Red, White and Blue, Where there's never a boast or brag. But should auld acquaintance be forgot, Keep your eye on the grand old flag.

Weren't you going to be away from a computer today?

Roooollllled

At a grand final bbq today. Everyone thinks they're getting Dangerfield. Bad Photoshop jobs included.

$5 on him being pulled out last minute.

You really are a piece of [censored].

Imagine if he stayed around and we lost the deal with Dangerfield because we didn't get the compensation pick... We'd be so grateful for his loyalty.

This is fun regardless. Looking forward to trade week.

No stairway! Denied!

Dangerfield was amazing in that game, in a league of his own. Deserves the 3 votes. Surprised Tyson hasn't notched up a vote yet though.

They're going to lose all their stars. And we're reaping all the benefits.

Whatever Satan.

Hawthorn, Sydney, Geelong, Fremantle.

Laaaaame

That analogy makes no sense at all.

I think the point is that a good culture brings out the best in players. Kieran Jack wasn't a great player when he was drafted.