monoccular

Younger and shorter?

I would prefer he had SORRYTOENQR

Erudite as is your norm, Ern

What a horrific blow to any young kid. A real kick in the guts Still, it will give him an extra year in the system to get stronger and wiser and perhaps hungrier - Tracc has turned out more than OK. PS. does anyone know how it happened? Fall? Twist? Poor surface?

.... and converts pretty reliably too.

It seems good enough reason to disband the abominable faux franchise club.

Cranky Are we talking about Ben Holland or Sam here? Sam is well above average for a man of his size both in terms of ‘turning circle’ and ability below his knees IMVHO at least.

Can anyone post a (colour) photo please.

So is this breaking news - "Weed to leave in 2022"??

Fantastic moment in a huge game. Well done Sam. The surfy skulks away and the bald has-been tries but fails for a cheap shot. A pivotal moment for the game, the team and the individual. GO WEEDS (would never have thought, 50 years ago, that I would ever ever say that)

We have one New Defender, May, and another reconditioned one, Lever. My question is can we get VW to sponsor Neville Jetta?

Does anyone actually care?

Surely "worthwhileness" is in the eye of the beholder, hence should one not like something considering it "unworthwhile" is not arrogance?

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Surely not. A highly professional body like the AFL would never introduce a half arsed idea. ???

Do you mean that they will choke in the dying moments??

OMG then he will miss out on the joys of AFLXCREMENT! (Tommy's toe is also probably a bit sore)

I would imagine this piece of brilliance originated from that genius pairing of Gil and Shocking. Surely nobody else could be so inane.

OMG I missed it all Devastated. Do the highlights appear on YouTube? ??? PS was this carp actually on live TV?

In fairness, Soidee, (I am a decade or so older than you), back when we were young and having fun, to be filmed would have involved some dude going out and getting a movie camera, a roll of film, and waving this huge device in your face, then sending the film off to be processed and played on some monstrous projector and screen in a darkened room. And sharing?? None of this spur of the moment or even surreptitious videoing.

Gatorade game changer!!! Whose brilliant idea was that FCS?? As referred to earlier, the turd remains totally unpolished. Will anyone actually watch this rubbish? Gil has totally lost the plot.

Ernest Eloquent as per usual - do you mean a bit of a farewell to arms, when the bell tolls for thee?

I did try to look at those clips - my god they are just too awful to persist. Seriously what is the world coming to? Is she actually making lots of money from these narcissistic displays of inane vanity? Does someone pay her for this? Life was so much simpler in my youth - with the added bonus of regular MFC Premierships!

Could be a problem. The presence of a brain is a prerequisite for a lobotomy, according to an old neurosurgeon mate.

Could help solve our energy crisis. Certainly would produce more that solar and wind have done these past weeks.