Bitter but optimistic

AND, furthermore, we use dried Alpaca droppings for our cookfires!

Typical pizz weak suburbanite. You should try toughing it out in the bush. We have to cut down trees to provide fuel for our firepits.

Whatever the root cause/causes the bottom line for our club is pizz poor onfield performance. What CAN this guy realistically be expected to achieve in 6 months to start some sort of recovery from the mess of the last 7 years?

Congrats on having a thought Moon. However, surely you could have found a better use for it than turning a bit of light hearted banter into a personal attack based on some fanciful vision. Funnily enough though, I have been considering a name change because I can see no reason to be optimistic about the MFC for the foreseeable future.

Now you're talking!!!

Commercial radio? FMD!!! Have knitting needles nearby so you can drive them into your eardrums at such a moment.

Brave effort. No way I'm going to an away game against Carlscum. My fighting skills have deteriorated. I'll buy my badge online.

No you're not!!!

I'm sure you'll feel better after the $1000.00 arrives. LOL!!!!

Why limit yourself to age 22 WYL?. There's about 20 other years that would make me die smiling

Wasn't it also Moloney who used to present new players with a history of the MFC?

The problem is Boss that a lot of us have given them 50 years. That is surely enough.

OW! Such an original, scathing and incisive riposte'. Please don't do that to me again T -34. I'll die laughing.

Positivity! Jesus I love positivity! It's just that I have seen nothing to make me positive. OR, likely to be positive in the foreseeable future. We are going backwards FFS. I'll keep fantasy to my sex life. And Moon, if you're not careful I'll post that picture again.

That is a trick of the mind surely. Just how old are you RL? Do you have to get someone to punch the keys for you nowadays? T.

Another "Pollyanna" thread. They come up every year. Sorry guys but I will not see positives until we string some wins together and gain some respect. Wins! Wins are the only way to taken seriously - that i9s the only stat that is worth shite.

Of course we don't eat our young. Foolish thread. Fried placenta is OK.

Like the guy - ticks the boxes for good teaching Classroom gravitas Involves the students Passion for his subject. PS Hope "Song" sees this Typo

Amazing isn't it? We spread 9 or 10 million around just the same as Geelong.

Well this game proved one absolute certainty - GWS are as weak as [censored]!

[censored] weak.

I'm watching Melbourne V Brisbane Loins. WTF game are you watching Stu?

You'll find any number of libertines around The Gatwick.

Don't take a cheque.

Administrators, Moderators and fellow plebs. The currently former member of Demonland (ie Biffen) has humbly requested that his reinstatement to this august board be considered. “I expect a full petition and campaign for re-instatement” (Biffen 2013) He is obviously abashed and contrite “How very dare they” (Biffen 2013) and he asks little except for, “a full apology made by the forum” (Biffen 2013) The above comments are clearly those of a man who has been deeply hurt and shocked by a slanderous attack on his character (“calling me a common drunk”) when it is obvious to all he is an uncommon drunk. Whatever he is alleged to have said was patently out of character and caused by a natural reaction to spiteful attacks by those jealous of his charm and success with women. Biffen is obviously a gentleman of genteel ways and an insightful poster of wit, charm and sensitivity. This site is lessened by his absence. Look at how Stuie’s posts have deteriorated. ( By a strange quirk Ology claims to be lessened by his presence) The balance must be restored. Yin and Yang must again enter a loving embrace. Arise Demonlanders! Now is your opportunity to stand up for justice and integrity. I have not produced a crude poll but rather provided an opportunity for all to state their support and share their positive experiences for one of our finest. PS. If you wish to contact Biffen directly, he is currently living off the earnings of a prostitute in a back room at The Gatwick. PPS. Further research has uncovered that Biffen has erected a shrine made up of copies of Stuie’s posts. It is the focal point in his hovel and he hopes it will inspire his rehabilitation.