Bitter but optimistic

Slashed his wrists ? We can only hope.

Here's a laugh. I won a signed footy. I haven't picked it up yet.

Let's be clear on this. Are you saying we are [censored] OD?

I'm not sure about this WYL. They claim the players like him but after Neeld you'd like Attilla the Hun. I really want Roos but if he does not want the job - I don't want Eade. Maybe choko.

Perhaps 2026!!!

I hope Spencer kicks some arse. I reckon he'll be a player.

To improve your outlook on life do the following - 1. Spend your "bonus" on prostitutes and alcohol. 2. Work out new ways to dud your "filth" mate.

How sad is this? We are playing a nappy side and the jokes are out about our (long) odds. We are so pathetic - it just shits me.

Will he get a crack on the weekend?

I assure you, you can!

I'm just your basic down to earth, guy in the street type deviant.

A qualification!! FMD. I have a qualification and look how I turned out!

Where's my old mate Stuie? He can provide an expert opinion on this rumour.

The "lads" will be disappointed too. They are always looking for fresh meat.

Great idea Red. However, it needs to be informal - I don't want to be signing autographs but I want people to feel free to touch my robe.

Stu, I think I'm going to give up trying to educate you. Whatever Kero said or proved or speculated, is irrelevant to my criticism of you and your flawed logic. If you cannot understand the issues here you are disappointingly silly. No wonder Ben-Hur couldn't be arsed arguing with you anymore.

Right on the money as usual Stu. I can't help but notice the media storm over Sylvia and apparently Melbourne have suspended him for the rest of the season. Yep great source!!!!

Well you could have done the decent thing and removed that warning point you stuck under my name years ago.

Stu my old mate. You just don't get it do you? As I said last night, ask the mods why the Sylvia thread was shut down. I think that would be in your best interests to avoid future embarrassment.

Thanks Stuie.

The reality is OD, we have been shite for 50 years.

You know how it is DC. In one ear out the other.

Well i'm calling it a night. Got to check on the "lads" before watching "Ripper". Had hoped to hear again from Stuie but I guess he's licking his arse.

I suppose that would be a change from the withered and flacid type that frequent the Gat?

Puppies my arse. Get a real beast that stomps the shite out of foxes.