Bitter but optimistic

Back to rehab for you Biff.

Well done for your organisation 45. I received a thank you today from the club for my (minor) contibution. It included a terrific photo of the women's team. For various reasons I had not been having a great day. However, the picture of those delighful,enthusiastic and obviously ecstatic young women really lifted my spirits. Maybe Dland could sponsor a couple of players next year? PS if someone could post the photo, I'm sure it would cheer many a jaded supporter.

My last bet for the year (maybe). I'm going to put a couple of hundred on the Dees. (and I haven't even looked at the odds yet)

Ah well as the Christain Brothers taught me , we can all use a little self abu improvement.

Custom made of course. (bit of extra reinforcement)

Yes palanquin.

AARRHH aint life grand?

Isn't that the purpose of Demonland?

The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter. BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

So you exclude all my mates ( term used loosely) but leave the door open for Biff's drughead associates from the Gat. Next thing you'll be contacting Mr. Danks and getting a preloaded valve.

I just uncorked another shiraz. Surely we can't even consider being beaten by those pissants. How low can we go?

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence. In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit? I not used to this notion of helping others.

Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

Ha Ha. Nice one.

I hope it's not one of those old worn out "Blue rinse" porkers that voted for Jeff.

One nasty bastard I worked for was nicknamed " ankles" ie, considerably lower than a .... !

Who the F... , does he think he is?

Glad to hear you're OK OD. However, if you were in another dimension upward there would be better things to do than watch the dees. If you were in another dimension downward, watching the dees would be the equivalent of eternal damnation.

If worst comes to worst DC, perhaps one of my "lads" would make the ultimate sacrife and donate a valve. No guarantees of course.

Bomba may be playing a very clever game here. He might be one of the few to come out of this amazing fiasco smelling of roses. Next coach?

Fair point. That is uplifting literature.

You are beyond help you sad poor bastard.

Probably full of discarded syringes.

No, I'd prefer it be turned into a blugdeon so that we long suffering supporters can give ourselves a whack whenever we think our fortunes are turning around.

Let's just sit back, enjoy the show and hope for the worst.