Bitter but optimistic

I have seen Jamar play some good footy but, at the moment, he is useless. Spencer is keen, chases, tackles and aggressive. Give him a go - he can't be any worse.

Now that is cruel. I hope Stuie gives you the severe admonishment you deserve.

Hey Jbag did I miss something? Thought you were going off to top yourself? I was thinking the same thing last night. Are we both back?

Are you suggesting that Stuie should become my "grasshopper" ?

The shify effer is probably from Burwood.

Well actually I've had some experience in drafting sheep - I think that would help. But - on the IQ question - it was a reasonable "first reaction" response and it did give me a good laugh. What about getting under my wing Stuie - you could learn a lot.

Only happens on really good camping trips.

Mine is a bloody good bloke!

You are so aggressive Stuie. You must have blood pressure problems. Calm down. Note how I’ve been managing the site over the last couple of hours. I need to take you under my wing.

Good points. Actually DC has commented on his proctologist. I hope he had hands like Mike Tyson. However, I'm now feeling uncomfortable Redleg best leave this conversation alone.

Stop beating about the bush RR!

So you have exposed youself ( as it were) DC! However, you go too far mentioning the vicuna - they are sneaky little bustards! I'll have to ensure that lads don't read this. Dentists are also sneaky bustards and should be avoided.

I recently saw that the Burwood Boy was casting nasturtiums on my Alpacas and calling them camels. Well they deny this allegation (despite disreputable scientific evidence to the contrary). They see it as an issue belonging to the distaff side of the family and don’t wish to become involved – Those nasty spitters are seen as the black sheep of an honourable genealogy. Keep those malicious comments to yourself. (You know who are and should be ashamed)

I was trolling through this site last night - very bitter and had had too much shiraz - when I read one of Stuie's many sage offerings where he admitted to being 36. My immediate thought was his IQ (then I read the post carefully) It gave me my only laugh for the night. Thanks Stuie

A bloke named Canute tried some tricky stuff with tides. Hope we're more successful than him.

I don't do much music.

Come off it Stuie. You whine and moan, I whine and moan. WTF is the problem with that? What's technology for?

I was pretty piZZed last night (in both senses of the word) and said, that myself and the Alpacas were out. However, Biffo, your call to arms has inspired me – I’m back – but I can’t speak for the Alpacas. BTW Your counselling went well?

Goodnight and goodbye all!

Goodnight and goodbye all!

He might as well fill up a mini bus sloonatic. In fact he could probably fill up a double decker.

Sack the useless [censored] now! No- disregard that -I no longer care - I' m finished

No arguments from me. I'm finished with the weak bastards.

I would like to know how deep. I really doubt we can recover from this. You know the the permanent rebuild. I've supported Melbourne for over 50 years - I think i'm finally done.

He should fall on his sword now. I'm finished with this [censored].