Bitter but optimistic

Why don't you two dh's take a break until Biffen arrives - he claims to have some knowledge of frog language.

Exactly so and why I shall be watching from Romsey Manor rather than attending in person.

I'm unlikely to make it to the Gat for the ,at least immediate, future. The misunderstanding over the Ashley Maddison incident (as mentioned above) is still hovering. The Lads realise my innocence but a certain other around the Manor remains unconvinced.

As you should be ...

Stuie's stalking me ..................... again.

Don't mention publicity Moon. "Publicity" has caused a bit of a misunderstanding with the squeeze ATM. Apparently there's some cad on Ashley Maddison (whoever that is) calls himself Uncle Bitter from Romsey. Caused me considerable eerr well you know what I mean. I'm claiming it's Romsey in the UK.

Well perhaps you need to invite salubrious company around for FREE drinks.

You have a bar mark, my good friend, tell me more?

Warney - one of the greatest cricketers of all time - no doubt. Warney - one of the biggest [censored] of all time - no doubt.

Why didn't you give me a lick Moon?

Further. We lose this game, I'll make Scruie, spewie , "The Snitch" Stuie my friend and never abuse him again.

Any of you infidels watch the cricket last night? Our openers played test cricket. Now there is a thought.

He was generally an honest toiler for us but also gave moments of sublime joy. Good on him. Lovely bloke also.

We lose this game, I'll give up make up and wearing dresses forever!!

I presume that is meant to be funny Song.

Further to the above. Is there a poster available of that magnificent shot of Tayla Harris kicking? There should be. And, I'd pay for an autographed one.

We sponsored them a couple of years ago. I kicked in. I'd be happy for someone to revive that.

At least he has been upfront. He's not a snitch like our own Stuie.

Do actively work at being a [censored] Stu? Nah .... you're a natural.

Matt Jones card stamped it seems.

Just listening to Slobbo on SEN talking about the Hird issue. This guy must be the biggest [censored] wit of all time. Comedy gold. Claims Hird knocked back 3.5 mill to walk after the France trip. He was asked about writing Hird's book and actually took it seriously - FMD the poor [censored] is virtually illiterate!! Someone should tell him. And here is a classic. Claims there was a "disparagement" clause in Hird's parting agreement.

Unlike you to do anything confusing 'luded!!!

Well I suppose I shouldn't be too critical - that sort of stuff would be considered high culture in Borewood. The again it may work for dc and loosen up the bluerinsers.

mawkish vomit inducing sloppy droppings of a sick feline

Leave that to me and Stuie.