Bitter but optimistic

I know my view will be unpopular. But my sense of civic responsibility comes before all else. It's just the type of bloke i am. Anyway you just have to look at my avatar to know I'm a health freak.

BTW. All you smoothie health freaks should check page 15 of today's Herald Sin. I can't do the link (Luddite) but it's titled " Smoothies rough on diets". It seems this thread is encouraging obesity and, therefore, in the interests of public health, should be closed

Good work DC! Now get yourself a 12 gauge and go and blast some protected species. A banana smoothie will tast great afterwards .

Watching tennis! Jeez! Why don't you go for a drive and run over some cats?

I wouldn't mind a licker or two.

Maybe. I'll have to take advice from Biffen on these dietary/health/clean living matters.

Such modesty. I hope you're blushing.

How about you tell me and kill yourself. Very honourable.

I don't suppose you could identify this sauce?

It's like chewing on rubber. (So I've heard)

You mean those rumours about Victoria no longer being Queen are correct? The Christain brothers mislead me.

You obviously spared the rod. Bet you wish you that time over again.

Well personally, I've never believed in sparing the rod!

My apologies for interupting the navel gazing with my breach of protocol. I'll just have to save my vitriol.

Jeeesuus. This is boring. Could someone please start an argument, or make an incendary comment. Biffo where are you? ( Gutter crawling?) Stuie, here's your chance to cut off the the restraints of conservatism.

Pedant.

Not to mention the wrists.

Obviously. What else could be expected from a bloke who wears two sets of underpants.

How could anyone forget "The Great Tea Trolley Disaster" of "68?

How many others here remember "Captain Blood"? He was a classic. And, although he's not a caller, Mark Robinson = serious [censored].

Well i'm not sure what syndrome i've got but I was (and still am) so angry and appalled after the West Coast fiasco that I considered cutting up my member card and sending it back. Wiser heads prevailed however when my wife advised me not to do that. Rather, she said, lend it to people you hate so they can waste 2 hours of their life watching the rubbish MFC presents as football.