Bitter but optimistic

My young PE teaching informants who have both interest and connections in junior football inform me that Parish would be a quality pick up. They claim he is tough and can win the wall despite not being overly big.

If he had purchased a house in Borewood , I would be seriously worried!

BTW. Where is the Snitch? Gone to ground?

Just heard from Bifffen. Well he wanted money actually. Seems he has rent problems at the Gat. He has done poorly on the punt.

Is this a recurring nightmare? The Fl og back? Surely not .... what sins have I committed?

BTW. You all may have noted silence from Dland's biggest pervert - Biffen. I have made a number of unsuccessful attempts to contact him of late. I even visited The Gat and was so warmly welcomed Iactually forgot my purpose. However, Biffen has gone missing. Probably doesn't matter in the scheme of things but "The Lads" are interested. So if anyone hears anything please post.

RL I think you finally have taken a grip on yourself eeer your life. The hours you have spent studying the more complex issues of life on Redtube have clearly paid off. You are now a free spirit. However, as a kindred spirit, I must warn you that "the wind blowing between BBO's legs" has, in itself, some of the unpleasant realities of life attached to it.

His old man was a tough bastard. If that carried through the genes I'd take him for his mongrel value.

OK. If he is with us - I am with him.

Is he likely to be able to play football ?

You are clearly into the Band D scene OD. I've not seen you at the clubs but the the mantra is correct. You are the master ... stroke ... You are the master .... stroke. God I love being a pervert!! I reckon the Snitch does this too but wont fess up!

Joel Smith??? I know i'm not often in touch but ... FMD .... who the [censored] is this?

If Fitzy gets a game at Hawthorn I'll chew on my own jocks - while wearing them. I was nearly going to say I'd chew on Snitch's jocks - but no one would believe that.

I'm with you.. U. I'm actually feeling positive. Bugg can play. Milkshake is a solid performer over 100 games. Kennedy, I'm not sure about but if he produces it's a big win. Pick for Parish appears a good result. If pick 7 goes well ( and surely we deserve some drafting good fortune). We could possibly pick up 5 players ... FMD!!

If I were a hawk supporter, I'd be bitching that pick 94 was overs.

Pick 94!!! You could have me for pick 94!!

FMD!! This is hard to believe!! We have actually come out of this trade period looking like a serious/ professional football club. I had been admiring/cursing Geelong's success but here we are, having done some very serious business. What a [censored]!!!

Snitch does not understand subtlety, irony, puns , humor - in fact grammar generally. Therefore your response is inadequate.

How naughty of you to make a non football quote Biffen. Please delete it immediately or I shall report you to the Snitch.

I can't even recall seeing Kennedy play TBH. A couple of young PE teachers of my acquaintance, who apparently know all things football, rate him as a good VFL player. Hope he comes up trumps for us.

I'll knock up a floral centerpiece for the table.

Well no... It was like one of those anachronisms!! EG The extra in Ben Hur wearing a wristwatch. I think you'll have to do some serious workshopping Ethan. Please note . I can supply authentic monk's and nun's habits ( albeit stained) and a large range of exotic paraphernalia . Workshop it - consider a range of advice and let me know. I'm thinking medieval as a rough guide.

Yes. However, it is interesting that we [censored] him off so quickly. Is footy becoming ever more cutthroat? Perform or die!

Excellent parenting RTG! There should be be more of it. And lying to your partner/squeeze is quite honourable also.

Ethan, your Village People look is quite ..... well err .. disturbing.