Bitter but optimistic

I was going. Biffen had agreed to shout, however, I naturally considered this [censored]. Biffen simply refuses to buy a beer. I would have gone and allowed Biffen to [censored] over my credit card BUT fmd, after the the [censored] up against Carlton... FMD ... no [censored] way will I attend another game this year!!!

Like yourself Jane, Uncle Bitter is something of an athlete. How do you deal with attention when wearing the spandex? I try to be unobtrusive but people keep looking at me. I suppose they are jealous of my physique.

I think we should gargle free Pinot together OD.

That's how Biffen wakes up every morning dc!!

It would be disappointing if we hadn't shown such vast improvement this season. [censored] LOL!!!

Reading the immature digs is far better than watching the footy Ethan.

It looks like that is exactly what they can do B Bub!!

After today's effort Franky, I reckoned the club has saved you some hard earned.

THIS IS A FU CKING JOKE I'M OUTA THIS [censored]

Just another [censored] up in a [censored] up decade.

Whose definition would that be Stu?

Haven't been betting much of late so I put a good whack on Melb for the halftime/fulltime double @1.78

Saya tidak tahu.

Why don't you two dh's take a break until Biffen arrives - he claims to have some knowledge of frog language.

Exactly so and why I shall be watching from Romsey Manor rather than attending in person.

I'm unlikely to make it to the Gat for the ,at least immediate, future. The misunderstanding over the Ashley Maddison incident (as mentioned above) is still hovering. The Lads realise my innocence but a certain other around the Manor remains unconvinced.

As you should be ...

Stuie's stalking me ..................... again.

Don't mention publicity Moon. "Publicity" has caused a bit of a misunderstanding with the squeeze ATM. Apparently there's some cad on Ashley Maddison (whoever that is) calls himself Uncle Bitter from Romsey. Caused me considerable eerr well you know what I mean. I'm claiming it's Romsey in the UK.

Well perhaps you need to invite salubrious company around for FREE drinks.

You have a bar mark, my good friend, tell me more?

Warney - one of the greatest cricketers of all time - no doubt. Warney - one of the biggest [censored] of all time - no doubt.

Why didn't you give me a lick Moon?

Further. We lose this game, I'll make Scruie, spewie , "The Snitch" Stuie my friend and never abuse him again.

Any of you infidels watch the cricket last night? Our openers played test cricket. Now there is a thought.