Bitter but optimistic

It's like chewing on rubber. (So I've heard)

You mean those rumours about Victoria no longer being Queen are correct? The Christain brothers mislead me.

You obviously spared the rod. Bet you wish you that time over again.

Well personally, I've never believed in sparing the rod!

My apologies for interupting the navel gazing with my breach of protocol. I'll just have to save my vitriol.

Jeeesuus. This is boring. Could someone please start an argument, or make an incendary comment. Biffo where are you? ( Gutter crawling?) Stuie, here's your chance to cut off the the restraints of conservatism.

Pedant.

Not to mention the wrists.

Obviously. What else could be expected from a bloke who wears two sets of underpants.

How could anyone forget "The Great Tea Trolley Disaster" of "68?

How many others here remember "Captain Blood"? He was a classic. And, although he's not a caller, Mark Robinson = serious [censored].

Well i'm not sure what syndrome i've got but I was (and still am) so angry and appalled after the West Coast fiasco that I considered cutting up my member card and sending it back. Wiser heads prevailed however when my wife advised me not to do that. Rather, she said, lend it to people you hate so they can waste 2 hours of their life watching the rubbish MFC presents as football.