Bitter but optimistic

When did we pick him up bandi?

Go picket - do it!

Are you still shagging that filth player's girlfriend and dudding him for the rent Song? Surely you wont "move on" from that that?

I fear you are correct Jack. Just hope we get another Brayshaw type in the draft.

I tell you what, I'm very [censored] underwhelmed atm!!

Well you can get plenty of advice from your fellow dlanders. For example dc would be an expert on Granny porn. Biffen's knowledge of depravity is encyclopeadiac. Earl Hood's upper class friend's have quite singular tastes but frequently end up hanging themselves - not for me. Moonie would be enthusiastic but improbable. Sir WYL's frequent trips to the Philippines would have netted him some valuable insights and as for OD - he traveled to Bangkok for "work on his teeth" - enough said. And .. to top it off .. the Snitch could be your first Gold Card customer. It's all go RL!!

I think you've been peeking at Redtube again RL!!

Minnows are us!

I was there that day and it just looked ...well ........ stupid beyond belief!

Perhaps that explains why my financial status (and social status) plummets whenever I visit the Gat.

Love your hard hat Ethan!!

Or ... the pox doctor's clerk. However... no more of that i just noticed the Snitch is on this thread. He'll be squealing to the mods.

Is Biffen still supplying You certain ... ahh performance enhancers dc?

I believe Howe is gone. I cant believe the negativity - I would have preferred to keep him.

It's simple really. The [censored] has to perform or we look like [censored] ...... again!!

Well [censored] you all , Bitter is back!! What's been happening? Biffen is full of it - his drunken behaviour resulted in me having to prove why I should remain a member of my club. FMD!!! And ... as for Moonie ... [censored] me .... all he can do is drink free beer. And what about the snivelling Snitch? FMD what a pissant. I need some cultured company. OD , how about you invite me to your sister's winery and we drink free pinot? And I'm still hunting down the class traitor who wouldn't give me a personal reference. And dc - I 'm having some relationship difficulties ATM - could you toss a couple of greyrinsers my way please?

Uncle Bitter is back!! Let it be said that I made an honest attempt at rehab but the gods simply conspired against me. Let me explain. After being given the arse off this site I decided to sit down and contemplate my failings. Then Moonie appeared at Romsey Manor. Plenty to say but sans grog. The 'lads' picked him early but I didn't listen and Moonie proceeded to drink gargantuan amounts of my alcohol with apparently no concern for the old Aussie tradition of actually buying. I decided that going to one of those "Zen" places might help me. There is one nearby. Now this seemed to be going quite well and I was ooomming along with the best of them . However, a leotard cladded young lady appeared to be in some difficulty. The ever chivalrous Uncle Bitter attempted to assist. This led to a number of accusations ( One being that I was I trying to find her "centre" rather than my own) so I decided the best policy was to remove myself from that particular organisation. Funny really. It had bizarre similarities to my expulsion from the gym. Young women are quite confusing really. Then there was my visit to the Primary School. Apparently there was some churlish objection to the bag of lollies. Strange world. Then .. foolish me. I took Biffen to a Grand Final lunch at one of my clubs. Suffice to say it is now a former club. Had a few glances at Demonland along the the way. Some things don't change. The Snitch was sniveling and whining continuously. No surprise there.. Apparently my time in Coventry could have been shorter but for a personal reference. I shall look into this matter.

I shall announce my return to Dland on another thread. However I cannot let this post go without comment. I shall now publicly demand that Biffen return my property. 1. My tailor made Monks Robe . 2. My authentic scold's bridle . 3. A number of my cats - I am concerned for their welfare.

Well actually it's not Snitch. You are asking for an answer -" let me know next time"- therefore it's not rhetorical. Now I know understanding that will be beyond you Snitch so try and just accept your ignorance and , for once don't make an even bigger dick of yourself. You are just a poor dumb [censored] - accept it.

Is this another one of your moral moments Snitch?

I hate both clubs and would love to see Whinger Harvey and Scott whimping about the injustice of it all. However, the joy of ninthmond going straight out again is just too beautiful to ignore. So Richmond out this week and Norf asap after. Don't care much about the rest.

She's about 30 years too young for dc and her hair is not blue.

Crawf is just another media [censored]. EDIT to ss.

I must ask if you caught up with "Special" doing his backwards protest at Etihad Earl Hood. And, if so, did you encourage said action despite this meaning that "Special" missed our historic win?

I didn't attend the game and only watched the replay last night, so I will not cast votes. However, I am surprised that Howe hasn't scored a vote as yet. Thought he played a good game but, admittedly, there are a few you could raffle for the last one or two in a given selection of six.