Salems Lot

Does anyone hear from Trout-From-Woodend anymore?

I braved the rain and wound up next to the coaching marquee on Sunday. I felt like Bailey took a while to work out how to play around Harmesie(who is a clear step up from VFL) on the day, but he is obviously regarded as a young leader around the VFL team with lots of clear vocal input to his team mates. I thought he had an exceptional game imposing himself on the game as it progressed. A pity he could not convert his snaps on goal because that would have made it a BOG performance. I know he was devastated by his first seniors game and is keen to get another run (he is family friends of a friend).

I felt like that is what missing two games of footy looks like; ever so slightly off the pace. He will star on the weekend!

I found myself sitting next to a Cats supporter yesterday (I drifted in to watch a non MFC game for only the second time in 50 years of football attendance). He asked me if I remembered the last quarter of the last round of 2021? Remember? Remember?? I nearly choked on my cheese platter!!

BUMP Just watching Show Me The Money on Stan. Well worth reading posters views on TLs appointment on this thread 11 years on. In Dees I Trust!

Reverse Percentage!!

Not sure it was cracked up to be anything....🤣

Too busy watching the game to type....or think for that matter.

I love this guy's analysis! My hat goes off to people who see the game in this detail, meanwhile I am busy shouting ball and getting excited when we score a goal!!

I will be in Paris! Will be relying on game day thread for updates. Not home till round 3. Go Dees!

Delighted to advise that my company built the exhibit! A proud moment!!

"Casey.Trent Burgoyne" ; good on you fella!

Great reports boys! "I know nuuussing!"

In 2008 my 4y.o. son's day care centre manager pulled me to one side to let me know that he had been walking around all day saying that Hawthorn supporters were scum! Whilst we agreed that he was not far from the truth, I did have to ask him to perhaps keep that fact to himself when at daycare.

"I haven't made my mind up about the Dees yet" so incisive

I have heard little of Matthew Jefferson over the last couple of weeks, is he in full training?

BB(soon to be B)B is a hell of a a guy, what an acquisition he has been culturally for the club. BTW the extra B is Bald

Based on comments, half of Demonland was at Gosch's today. V Disappointing for you stalwarts

*drivel* drivel /ˈdrɪvl/ noun nonsense. "don't talk such drivel!" dribble verb 1. (of a liquid) fall slowly in drops or a thin stream.

Deee Lightful PF, thank you

One can do a lot worse than being woke

Good tweak though

Thanks for that TK, great report and indeed a perfect day for training I would have thought.

Pretty sure it is one formal praccie match and then game on!

Fantastic report guys, can't wait to have the time to be there with you all. One of these days!!!