The Lobster Effect

everyone's expecting the bombers to overrun them in the last quarter like we did. but if they don't it would be absolutely massive!

but he runs fast

I bet most opposition supporters wouldn't recognise half the names in our side. Maybe that's a good thing, means we're trying something different!

Thanks for the link, never heard of The Flack but needed a new satirical sports site to replace the daily maggot. I liked this story about the geelong prank.. http://the-flack.com/2013/04/billie-smedts-and-josh-caddy-plan-a-prank/

yeh but he can't kick

Was he in the vitamins queue?

Yeh but he didn't miss last week's game because he was sick, he missed because he was dropped

Well, the same thing did happen to Brad Scott today, swans 11.4 to kanga 1.3 in the third quarter

"ANY AFL move to give Melbourne a priority draft pick to help the Demons escape their seemingly endless on-field struggles will be strongly opposed by rival clubs. A number of club CEOs, football managers and list managers told AFL.com.au this week Melbourne did not deserve any additional draft concessions, saying its current on-field problems were largely of its own making." http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-04-11/rival-clubs-opposed-to-possible-demon-priority-pick

Dank has a shiny face. Probably injects himself for the fun of it.

No way.. when was the last time an out-of-form footballer walked away mid year? (apart from retirements, which are different)

Fat Tony was spot-on in his original post though. If only...

Couldn't agree more: hopeless in the centre, spilt an easy mark and gave away a free in the goal square

Nicho is a fast runner on the track but has little awareness on the field...

Good luck Liam

Found an article that mentioned another Hawks international rookie, they actually have 3 on their books at the moment. Although that includes 1 at 186cm and 99kg and another at 197cm and 105kg... meanwhile our rookie is a 75kg one! http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10864993

Check out this youtube clip of his vertical leap... warning - crap background music!

The big Gawnius Maximus..... Yeh must have been a mighty bad hammy tear! By the time he fully recovers from that and then builds up his fitness, he probably won't be considered for selection till halfway through the year i reckon....

Hannath might get a game in round 1. Damn... I mean I wish the kid all the best but it's a shame we don't have him as a backup to Jamar seeing as though Gawn is injured and the jury is still out on Spencil and Fitzy. http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-03-19/clarke-limps-off-track?utm_medium=RSS

Its a PRACTICE match!

It shows the real reason why we recruited rodan...

Liam's on facebook?

geez he was skinny in 08...

"Wh" is pronounced as F in maori... Probably the worst named town is Whakapapa

Does anyone know who's commentating via the afl site? these guys are... interesting!