The Lobster Effect

Is there anyone on Demonland with footy skills to match their keyboard skills? If so, check out the following link.... would be amazing if these reality tv stars actually became footy stars, pretty low odds!! http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/an-afl-reality-show-that-could-see-three-people-drafted-will-air-on-foxtel-in-2014/story-e6frf3e3-1226718040636#.UjKpAcb-G6c

Bruce McAvaney special comments..... averaged 22.6 disposals and 4.4 tackles in games this year (which was actually his lowest since 2004) http://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/pp-western-bulldogs--daniel-cross

Like Leigh Brown?

But do you do this for $400K?

I can't believe there's a company that hires out dwarfs for parties! http://www.dwarfmyparty.com/ STANDARD DWARF: $400ph (min 2 hour hire) DOUBLE TROUBLE: $500 (2x Dwarfs 2 Hours) UNBELIEVABLE BABES $500 (1x Female Dwarf 2 Hours) $800 (2x Female Dwarf 2 Hours)

So who are the skeletons in dress-up.... Jones, Watts and ??

I'd like to see Bail get a run instead of Tapscott who's had enough chances lately

Why would we bother bringing Sellar in, he's just going to be delisted in a few weeks...

14+ wins in a season & no finals 1968 Richmond 1992 Carlton 2013 Essendon!

Can Jetta save his AFL career with one last chance for the Demons next week? aaah probably not....

thanks joeboy, makes for depressing reading!

Caro goes on the attack in her latest Hird article. I don't think she was even this personal during her Schwab attacks!

If the Essendon players that received injections are banned for two years then do people reckon the AFL will let them draft replacement players or would we just have a 17 team league with byes every week? If so, will cost the AFL a fair bit from lost revenue.

Rudeboy has probably been scared off this site after a few contoversial comments during the ol' machete incident

This whole Roos coaching saga has more twists and turns then a Breaking Bad episode

now that would be leftfield, craig at the lions!

He's still contracted for 2014 though so he'll get a good chance next year to show his skills... if he starts getting some injury luck! him and bleasey seem to have a synchronized curse going on...

Pun intended?

Out of curiosity I looked up his stats for his afl games this year and he got 20 possies against richmond and 21 possies against freo, doesn't seem that atrocious

good news! could have been much worse

It's his last game... surprised he isn't sticking out to play a final

How much is a fake rolex going for these days?

So what are the reasons people prefer Choco over Eade... the flag he coached? Because Eade got pretty close to that. Or the charisma and the marketing/selling of the club? I admit that Williams would be better at that although once we start winning that'll be the biggest factor so if Eade can lift our performance than that's the most important thing.

He hasn't had much success though

Brisbane coach Michael Voss will depart the Lions after being told on Tuesday that his contract would not be renewed at the end of 2013. Strong speculation now surrounds former Sydney premiership coach Paul Roos. Roos is believed to have been unofficially approached by Brisbane about one month ago when he is said to have rejected an offer to return to AFL coaching. http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/lions-sack-coach-michael-voss-20130813-2ru9b.html aaarghh damn..... more competition for Roosy?