Tony Tea

Christ in a bike, this forum throws up some farcical speculation.

I don't have a Hun subscription and I got the whole article.

I hate that the umpires change the rules (interpretations and/or emphasis) for the finals, but I hate even more that the ALF spruikers (KB, The Geesh, etc) don't acknowledge it. Instead they trot out a frankly farcical geeshplanation that the players have adjusted to the umpiring.

Clark is disgruntled after being pushed into premature retirement against his wishes.

Apparently Coleman stood on heads from day one.

Time to revisit the Maroochydore Bambora version. She should have had plenty of time to memorise the words.

I do. I also want to know @CuteKid's favourite player.

I blame scapegoats.

Except for an extra "i" and a rogue "y".

Speaking of good sauces - every main meal can be improved with Tobasco.

Gambling tip: NEVER up the ainty

Melbourne must be mad to get rid of all these players who have brought us oodles of premiership success.

There were originally supposed to be 5 series of Rome, but it cost so much they cut it after two. (Which explains the silly manufactured ending to series two after so much effort was put into getting it right. Mind you, I still loved Rome.)

Both StKilda and Fremantle had reasonably establish lists when Lyon arrived. It is a big stretch to imagine he would get the same results with Melbourne's list.

Pity Aaron's career has petered out. Could be exciting on his day, but has never coped with a tag and has never played a good game in a big game. Suffered from the B&F curse after 2009, then mugged us for a four year contract and has done nothing since then.

Jason Mifsud been talking to Seven?

Did he retire? If he had still been at Melbourne the Age would have reported that he had been pushed against his will, or been delisted while he still had experience to offer a young club, or been controversially dumped.

Rule of the Week: no rules.

Outside runners with only a fleeting acquaintance to packs - we got plenty.

Why are they being delisted?

Why plump for Moloney / Goddard when I'm sure Carlton would agree to Moloney / Judd & Murphy? </sarc off>

Wilkes. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Sigh.

If you are struggling to get a kick in the "thirds" of a club which is, if you ignore the newbies, on the bottom...

Isaac Weetra.

Surprised he did not "do a McKernan" (play one good game for the year) and kick six against us.