Tony Tea

I do not know ONE person who enjoys the racket we get assaulted with at the footy, and yet...

A couple of years ago Matty Granland nailed the hammer when he said: "Freo are about to put a knife in the coffin."

Tony Shaw gold!

"smoke and shadows, etc."

Speaking of, ahem, malaphorisms - "all beat" instead of albeit and "changing tact" instead of changing tack.

"The hand's on the other foot."

"The [censored] is going to hit the roof."

Which one has been in more trouble?

Yes.

Any funnier and that joke would slay them in the aisles on The Midday Show.

One of the Pommy Sun's more famous headlines came after Caledonian Thistle upset Celtic in the Scottish FA cup: "Super Caley go Ballistic Celtic were atrocious."

Don't knock it. That's the strategy that has seen me regularly come last in my dream team competition. Oh, wait. We are supposed to win, right?

As a teetotaller, I hope we do not pick up wines.

We should have appointed Sheedy at the end of 1980, not 2007.

I agree with that, and it's why I cracked the shirts when Sheahan was asked why he did not follow up McLean's comments with the appropriate questions - if tanking is so bad, why did you go to Carlton, for example - and instead waffled something about being too stunned.

PS: Why the hell did you call us the "Melbourne Football Club" when Demons, Dees, Melbourne or us would have been perfectly fine?

I say we pick the player who is rumoured to have attitude problems.

A certain very high profile football identity in the Subiaco Oval press box in 2005 also boasted about securing two high draft picks.

In fact, I did not mind the Paralymics this year, which flies in the face of my long held belief that "if it hasn't got a ball, it's not a sport (boxing excluded)."

Caro is clearly mistaken. When she says "it's not really like sport" and "viewers are watching the coverage for the wrong reasons, ie to watch the sportsmen and women being injured" she is not talking about the Paralympics, or even contact sports like boxing, she is talking about motor sports.

I thought Bon Scott was in ADC.

Based on the way Caro covered Schwab at the start of last year, today's sliming has got at least two re-writes to come.

Okay, so I know who Rita Panahi is. But who the hell are Nicholas Scott Baker and Katie Lameski, and why should I care what they think?

Or, more appropriately - US Postal.

People should take the Richmond game out of the equation. So what it they won after the siren? That was only because Richmond was so bad they almost lost to a team trying to lose. The Tigers won by accident.