Good luck making those, well, for want of a better word, "accusations" stick. Is the AFL now going to put in place an organisation to police all positional moves?
Can. Of. Pandora's.
While Shannon Byrnes has brought some of that famed Cattitude to Melbourne, Rivers and Petterd have taken some of that famed steely Dee professionalism to Catland and Tigerland. Win. Win.
I always enjoy reading Sly's articles, excluding the relentless references to Cyril. But to use "ketchup" instead of "tomato sauce" is just wrong, even if it is to set up a joke about "on the sauce".
That Mitchell & Webb Show.
Rocket scientist: "What do you do?"
Brain Surgeon: "I'm a brain surgeon."
Rocket scientist: "It's not rocket science."
Well, I liked it, anyway.
At least that short circuits any accusations Melbourne players were causing trouble at the cricket. Even Blind Freddy could see it was Carlton and Geelong players causing trouble at the cricket.