Demonstone

They've got us playing in New Zealand?

Magnificent. Thank you so much for your fantastic series.

Didn't the lightning break happen during the last quarter?

I'm amazed that all those quirky, insignificant stats come to your mind. Who retains info like that?

Gold Coast feature six times, North and Carlton five times each which are not stats to be proud of.

That's exactly the sort of thing pachyDerm Brereton would say.

May Luke Jackson long continue to leap as hard and as high for the mighty MFC as some Nervous Norman posters are in their jumping at shadows.

Can't see him agreeing to that.

If the r's dropped out of her name ...

Gee, the skill level seems really down today. I've not seen such amateurish fumbling since my first date when I was a teenager.

Dogs normally have their tails out. Let's hope the Bulldogs don't have their tails up.

Do you reckon they'll bury him or pop him into a very hot oven?

His name is Jayden Hunt.

That's adventurous. They've just named the 2021 Grand Final team.

Anybody know how he earned that nickname?

We would have taken home a six-pack if victorious in1958 and a slab of 7-up if we'd also prevailed in 1954.

Am I the only one who doesn't get this reference?

Excellent work as always, Deespicable. Steven Smith fun fact - he was the first Little League player to play a VFL senior game. Steven Febey sad fact - he was the only player to appear in both the 1988 and 2000 GF debacles.

Daniel Talia (delisted) – TBC, but unlikely to play as he recovers from foot and ankle injuries. He’s exploring whether to hop into the real estate and/or stockbroking industries. Somebody's got a sense of humour!

That horrible beer they served was almost reason in itself to avoid Arden Street. I know Courage Breweries were North's sponsor, but their product was so bad that people were coming home sober from a day at the footy.

I remember going to a game at Princes Park as a 16 year old. They let me in for the Under 14 concession price then served me cans of beer at the booth in the outer.

The adjacent suburb Princes Hill was named after the same bloke. That's not the only thing Prince Albert lent his name too, of course.