Demonstone

I wonder how serious Mitch Brown's injury from last week is.

Those 1000 will have to sing "They Will Never Tear Up The Tarps".

Is that a euphemism?

That could turn out to be an absolute disaster. Oh wait, that was the Hindenburg. Carry on.

Whenever I hear the GWS song, I can't help but think of this bloke dancing.

I'm surprised that GWS have dropped their uber-tagger De Boer for this game.

You can guarantee that if it had been one of our players who was awarded a goal like that, Essendon fans would still be whinging long and hard about it.

Anybody know why he's called "Dogga"?

Oh dear, looks like the panic buying is happening again.

Was he making clothes for Jay Jays?

2021 is the Year of The Ox!! What further proof would anybody need?

There are other compelling reasons in play as well. 1. The last time we won the flag, the Olympic Games were held in Tokyo. 2. We won our last flag in 1964, which is 57 years ago. I was born in 1957 which is 64 years ago. Make of that what you will, numerologists!

We have a winner! Well played JJC. When I said that Engorged Onion was closest to the pin, he did say he was stumped. Sorry to tease you like that EO; you were probably wondering how or why you were close. Stay tuned for the next in this series of timewasters next Wednesday.

Engorged Onion is closest to the pin so far.

Nothing to do with footy, PD.

Nobody has come remotely close at this point. Clue #2: There is no football connection whatsoever. I'll leave this open overnight and provide a further clue in the morning if it's still unsolved. Please be warned that I have a another seven (7!!) of these brainteasers ready to trot out so that I may torment you each Wednesday right up to finals time, assuming I don't receive a Court injunction in the interim.

They may well have all visited Surfers Paradise at some point, but no surfing connection that I'm aware of.

Sadly, that goes without saying but it's not the answer I'm looking for. Clue #1: In a twist that nobody saw coming (and apologies for my red herring reply to daisycutter's answer, but you should never assume anything), you will be delighted or horrified (delete inapplicable response) to learn that this week's quiz has absolutely nothing at all to do with music or bands. Don't want to get too predictable!

First clue at 7pm if nobody has cracked it by then.

So I guess it's Happy New Year's Eve for all the accountants out there.

Adelaide used to refer to themselves as The Camry Crows at one stage.

I'm surprised that more posters haven't realised that, by responding to Dr. D, they keep giving him the attention and cheap thrills he seeks with his baiting. The "ignore" function is your best friend in such situations.

daisycutter: You would need to provide more information. Port Demons: Brad was selected for reasons that will become clear once the quiz is solved. I know he wasn't renowned for playing on the back flank, but I couldn't find a spot for him in that stellar forward line!

Was a member of the MFC Board from 2009 to 2014. He'd better be a Demon man!