Everything posted by Demonstone
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PREGAME: Practice Match vs Richmond
He's henceforth to be referred to as Myki Lefau.
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Training Ground?
If only The Tunnel was still operating.
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The AGE - a farce
Did Edna know about this?
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Training Ground?
This notion of needing to close the track for a year begins with horses. It ends with hit.
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POSTGAME: Practice Match vs North Melbourne
Has this thread jumped the snark?
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Jeffo Ready to Soar in 2026
Wayne Carey was once asked if he earned the nickname "Duck" because of his unusual gait. He reputedly replied "Nah, it's because of the funny way I walk".
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NON-MFC: 2026 Practice Matches
Yep, the DVD is already out!
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Wade Derksen
That's how they count at Carlton. Wun too free for.
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Mystery 23 puzzle
Hey @deemoralizing67 , it appears you have the rest of us stumped. Time to reveal the answer?
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Awaken Your Demon in 2026
We're not here to talk about Carlton. We're here to talk about Melbourne. edit: I know you have a soft spot for Carlton, but how would you feel if it was an Essendon supporter talking about their team on our board?
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Awaken Your Demon in 2026
Pumping up Carlton on an MFC supporters' site is the opposite of respectful.
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PREGAME: Practice Match vs North Melbourne
That would be the "Surv" reference, although I think his teammates call him "Souva" or "Souv" Larkey.
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I Hope the AFL Watched the Superbowl Halftime Show…
That's him on the right.
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I Hope the AFL Watched the Superbowl Halftime Show…
Just wait until people learn that Sigur Ros sing in a combination of Icelandic and and a self-invented, non-linguistic language called Hopelandic that nobody anywhere in the world can hope to understand. Of course, this doesn't mean that their music is not worth listening to. Amirite, @Ghostwriter ?
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I Hope the AFL Watched the Superbowl Halftime Show…
Bad Bunny has been around a lot longer than most people realise. I first became aware of him way back in 2001 when he appeared in the movie 'Donnie Darko'.
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Crikey! Another puzzle, Tim?...As if!...No; seriously?
Frankly, I'm most impressed. 😁
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Kate Hore engaged to Corey Maynard
A current Demon marrying a former Demon? I'd say that most Melbourne supporters would be interested in that news.
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Crikey! Another puzzle, Tim?...As if!...No; seriously?
Do you reckon you could come up with a full team, @Cranky Franky ? I'm happy for you to be captain if you like.
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TRAINING: Monday 9th February 2026
You might be onto something here. I believe he now wants to be known as Clark Kentfield and has been seen hanging around in the vicinity of phone booths. (Ask your grandparents, kids)
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I Hope the AFL Watched the Superbowl Halftime Show…
I thought Kid Rock was just another name for Epstein Island.
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Crikey! Another puzzle, Tim?...As if!...No; seriously?
Jeebus! No wonder only one person got it. Too good for the rest of us, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew . I'm tempted to put together a side consisting solely of people whose first name is Frank/Frankie/Franky. I have my reasons.
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The VFL competition
From the unimpeachable Demonwiki: "Flower grew up as a Melbourne fan, and lived near where the club's Fourths trained. He was rejected by Melbourne several times before being offered a trial with the Fourths in 1971. A clearance dispute with junior side Murrumbeena meant he wasn't allowed to play that season, finally pulling on the red and blue the following year. Just over 12 months later he was a senior player."
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Demonstone's Weird Wacky Way-Out WTF?
Nah, nothing significant about the scores. They were just numbers that worked.
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The Pain Driving Lever in 2026
Do you think words can be offensive and hurtful, @Ethan Tremblay ?
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The Pain Driving Lever in 2026
Thanks @Greg Schneider . No charges laid?