Demonstone

Of course you do. You've made the exact same post (umps are cheats/games are rigged) literally hundreds of times on this site. And I mean "literally" literally. You need some new material, mate.

There are only two Essendon players running out today who played with Melky. Maybe Merrett and Langford could chair him off?

Really? I'm surprised that the commentators have never picked up on this.

Collingwood must feel like kicking themselves over those easy Q4 goals they stuffed up, but they'd probably miss.

I'd argue the opposite. He needs to get his hand off it.

Well, Carlton may have lost the game but, on the bright side, at least their fans who travelled to Adelaide got drenched.

Bloody big holes all over Australia?

Had similar issues here, Froggy. Couldn't log on or open any threads for a couple of hours. I had to resort to talking to the wife and found out, much to my surprise, that she no longer works at Brashs.

I believe this was named after Kane because, like his mouth, it's always wide open and flapping in the breeze.

You're overlooking a very important difference. It's quite common for women, having just had a baby, to say that they'd like to have another one. No man in history, having just been kicked in the nuts, has ever said they wouldn't mind another.

What if he entered a lift on the ground floor, pressed every button, dropped a particularly toxic fart then got out quickly. It would be wrong on so many different levels.

Here's some Cramps you might enjoy, @Nasher .

It was at Waverley. Your scarring goes deeper than you realise. 😁

So far, King good.

Today's game was enough to almost make me wish I knew some Gold Coast fans. Almost.

Make that 191 points. Yes, I was there in 1979. No, I still haven't got over our 190 point drubbing by Fitzroy. Fitzroy FFS!

I vote for "Filthy". Incidentally, if you meet a bloke called Wayne Bruce, is it okay to call him "Manbat"?

It's on (free to air) Channel 7.

Has anybody made a dreadful pun about Filthy Luker yet?

You might say the same about Adelaide with Butts not playing this week.

I'm just disappointed that nobody got the joke. ☹️

Will he be re-appointed on Sunday?

Carlton should have a big enough half-time lead to coast home from here.