Demonstone

You do understand you're permitted to SUPPORT your team?

We're 15 points up. North have kicked three goals in half a game. Chins up, Demonlanders.

It's one thing to have an opinion but a different thing entirely to keep harping on about it and posting the same thing over and over and over and over again. I think we all know how you feel.

I do but we had no control in losing him Incorrect. We chose to trade Hogan, unlike Jordon who was a FREE AGENT.

No, he just likes whinging, criticising and posting the same comment week after week.

Moorabbin bound for sure. He changed his name by deed poll today to Tyson St Engle.

Warning: This musical tribute to Kynan Brown is rated R (for repulsive).

Your image (and others') are not appearing on my computer, @Little Goffy. Is it just me or are other Demonlanders having similar issues? I also haven't been able to post images of late. The two problems are probably connected. edit: Problem solved by the original and best Wizard, Andy @Demonland.

If only your posts were insightful...

The drink of choice round here of late seems to be Melbourne Bitter.

I've heard the same thing. Petracca to Collingwood in a straight swap for both Daicos brothers plus Quaynor thrown in as steak knives.

I don't personally know anybody with those first names, but a quick Google search will reveal they exist.

Say hello to McLean Stevenson, aka Lt. Colonel Henry Blake of M*A*S*H* fame!

Ad infinitum. Ad nauseam.

I thought it might make a change from the mass anger, bitterness and vitriolic wrist-slashing of late. Be warned that I have three (3!!) more teasers up my sleeve, but will not post any for a while.

We could try Robin Hood at full-forward. His kicking is apparently straight as an arrow.

I realise that The Festival Of Denounce The Demons is in full swing, but that's just not true. Drafting is an inexact science that can only be judged with hindsight. St Kilda drafted Jack Billings ahead of Marcus Bontempelli. Collingwood picked Nathan Freeman ahead of Patrick Cripps. Richmond took Richard Tambling ahead of Buddy Franklin and Jarrad Oakley-Nicholls ahead of Nathan Jones. Hawthorn chose Xavier Ellis ahead of Scott Pendlebury. James Hird was famously drafted at pick 79 and Chris Grant lasted until pick 105. Moral of the story? Every club has its drafting blunders. It's not just us.

If we lose: "Sack the coach". "Burn the joint down". "I'm cancelling my membership". "Wooden spoon". If we win: "It was only North". "Should have won by more". "Do it against a good team". "Sack the coach".

An oblique reference to Matthew 20.16 - "So the last will be first". This is the first and almost definitely the last time I'll be referencing the scriptures! Friggidy is a rapper who has a "song" called "And The Last Shall Be First" Bailey is also a first name. None of the others meet this criterion. Reference to Godwin Grech of 2009's "Utegate" scandal. Godwin/Goodwin. Thanks @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew! The answer of course is that all the players in my team have surnames that can also be first names. I can understand your frustration and anger. You probably want to hit me. Hit me. Hit me. We started with Ian Dury. It would seem appropriate to let the last be the first.

@Timothy Reddan-A'Blew is correct on two fronts. Double bravo! Not only has he identified the correct answer but has also provided another clue.

Hmmm, still no more takers. To help find the answer, focus less on Fogarty (the Crow) and more on Friggidy Tha Saint.

There but for the grace of cod and so on? This particular teaser falls into category 3. I'll be back in the morning with a further clue if required (which I suspect may be the case).

And .... we have a winner! Congratulations to @Lucifers Hero for solving today's teaser.